Hacking Jimbo13's Kexploit for 5.5

[jimbo13]

So after mentioning I am releasing a Kexploit in two days in this thread I've received dozens of PM's and feel I needed to clarify the nature of the release.

Unfortunately real life happens and I wont be making my release date, I found some things that are very promising and I discovered noob tears and sarcasm are the secret to immortality so I hope to release by the end of the month but hope is not going to port loadiine so at the end of the month I anticipate delaying until Penn & Teller are elected as a POTUS and VPOTUS.

But in the meantime for all those PMing me asking if it is real of course it as you can see from the picture I included.

Spoiler

 

[H3llbender]

Why in the actual fuck did you post this.

 

[Piluvr]

-snip-

 

[zantzue]

No IOSU exploit, no party.

 

[KiiWii]

I say perma-ban. @Veho ?

 

[crwys]

I second the "perma ban"

 

[Piluvr]

I third the ban.

 

[Swiftloke]

I don't even know how to explain how I know this is bullshit. I tend to have excellent instincts, however. For example, I can tell that when you read this, you will want to start a rant against me and eventually get this thread locked.

 

[jimbo13]

Lighten up, if people weren't PMing me about it I wouldn't of posted

 

[yacepi15]

We must wait. If he releases something,well. If not,maybe next time!

 

[VinsCool]

Lighten up, if people weren't PMing me about it I wouldn't of posted

Baiting is bad, bad. Really bad.

 

[Swiftloke]

Lighten up, if people weren't PMing me about it I wouldn't of posted

My instincts also tend to be horribly wrong when they are. If you actually do have an exploit then and you release it tomorrow I'll come back to this thread with a full apology.

 

[codychaosx]

I say perma-ban. @Veho ?

Suppose to just report him n not tag mods. I remember one of the mods saying sonething about it in one of these threads somewhere.

 

[DarkFlare69]

Why don't we just give this guy a chance? Even though almost everyone so far who claims to have an exploit never releases it..

 

[Margen67]

Why don't we just give this guy a chance? Even though almost everyone so far who claims to have an exploit never releases it..

Stop being so ungrateful™
You aren't entitled to anything a dev makes™
Make your own™

 

[Nayit]

Let´s give a chance maybe he post something Or he needs likes

 

[rasputin]

it's definitely real

don't bite the hand that feeds, and all that

negative comments will delay the release

 

[Nayit]

it's definitely real

don't bite the hand that feeds, and all that

negative comments will delay the release

How do you know that?

 

[DarkFlare69]

How do you know that?

He doesn't. Devs who make fake shit use the negative comments as an excuse to not release it.

 

[Swiftloke]

Has anyone noticed that his so-called 'proof' picture is of the beta gamepad with the 3ds-style Control Sticks?