But Mario Kart sales are good, that pun would have been horribly misused, as well as horribleI don't. If I did, I'd have called this a Kartastrophe.
But Mario Kart sales are good, that pun would have been horribly misused, as well as horribleI don't. If I did, I'd have called this a Kartastrophe.
But Mario Kart sales are good, that pun would have been horribly misused, as well as horrible
It increased Wii U sales by 666% for a time, there's only so much a single game can do.It's a Kartastrophe considering that Mario Kart was supposed to save the system, bring in new customers, etc. and yet it utterly failed to do so.
Also, Mario Kart is involved. Hence, Kartastrophe.
To be fair, the release of Project Diva f contributed to a +500% increase of PSVita sales, but we're not going to call it a godsend and the PSVita's Killer App, are we?It increased Wii U sales by 666% for a time, there's only so much a single game can do. (...) That would work if MK was responsible for bad sales, when it's the complete opposite. Your pun game is weak and you should feel bad
I only regret that I have but one like to give to this post.I guess you could call it a kartharsis for the Wii U.
I'm here to please.I only regret that I have but one like to give to this post.
It increased Wii U sales by 666% for a time, there's only so much a single game can do.
That would work if MK was responsible for bad sales, when it's the complete opposite.
Don't worry Gahars, when the new Zelda comes out, the Wii U will be saved.Clearly you didn't see the fans hyping the game up. Obviously we knew that would be the case, but people were hyping this up as the game that was going to turn things around for good (like Mario, and Zelda, and Pikmin, and oh dear, there's a pattern here). When the expectations were set so high, and the need for a turnaround so great, a mere fine performance for the game is disastrous for the company and the fans.
In that sense, Mario Kart 8 is sort of like the Waterworld of Nintendo titles. (Not to be confused the Water Park world)
It's a shame, too, because if it flopped, I could've called it One From The Kart. Alas, it was not to be...
It's a shame, too, because if it flopped, I could've called it One From The Kart. Alas, it was not to be...
So you're saying that even though the game sold well (and continues to sell well), and boosted the sales of the console, it didn't live up to the unrealistic expectations of a bunch of delusional fanboys and is therefore a failure?Clearly you didn't see the fans hyping the game up.
That must've been rough on Gahars's Wiiner - c'mon, man! Take care of it, you only have one!You just shoved it in.
So you're saying that even though the game sold well (and continues to sell well), and boosted the sales of the console, it didn't live up to the unrealistic expectations of a bunch of delusional fanboys and is therefore a failure?
Well I'm saying you thought of a MK-related pun, and then wedged it sideways into the first MK-related post you made, regardless of whether it fit or not. No lube, either! You just shoved it in.
Don't worry Gahars, when the new Zelda comes out, the Wii U will be saved.
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Seeing that I don't have a PS4 yet, but I still subscribe to Plus even though I don't have to, I don't think I'm making any excuses here. I'm on Plus for the IGC, not for the Online on PS4.
Microsoft has announced that its latest games console, the Xbox One, has lost the company over $400 million since its release in November.