Quite a dilly of a joke, there. Don't you dally, we're not here for -any- dilly-dallying!
Oh well, it was a thought, anyway. Because I swear, the closest we have is 'Goofus' and "Gallant".
Oh well, it was a thought, anyway. Because I swear, the closest we have is 'Goofus' and "Gallant".