Okay everybody, here is what we need to do.
Everybody buy a game cartridge, rip the cert, and resell the cartridge as used. AFTER you have sold the game, post the cert online for pirates to use. Repeat as often as financially possible.
Somewhere we can build a giant database of cart certs. Eventually, there will be so many innocent bystanders banned that Nintendo will have no ethical choice but to reverse the bans entirely.
Oh yeah, and shame on everybody who actually participates, unethical bastards