You know you've been playing too much

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When you go to other school and try to save your/your friend's girlfriend and beat the heck out of gang/mob/students during process.
 
When you hop on the T-Rex exhibit at the Museum, and scream, "LET'S GO YOSHI!".

When you claim that there's a ring encompassing Earth, or any planet, in space, and that Aliens are trying to unlock it's true power that will destroy the planet.

When you paint yourself pink and run around, trying to suck up all of the food you can like a vacuum cleaner.

When everytime you go to the pool, you ask everyone there if they would like a demonstration of the Jecht-Kick!

When you and your friends find some chickens and paint them different colors, and race them for Gil, and train them to say "Wark!".

When you claim that the Patriots control everything, and you can't even tell your friends because you suspect that they work for them.

When you paint yourself white, attach a spring with a red pom-pom at the end of it to your head, and walk around saying "Kupo!" to everyone you meet.
 
Your Mom opens the door to a room with only the TV and your SNES on while you are
setting indian style playing Star Fox and leaning into the rolls with your ship. Your Mom
looks at you as you pause the game and say "what?" to her reply "well now I know
what it would look like for Stevie Wonder to play SNES"

(holds up his hand in guilt)
 
when u try to jump on ur lil bro to squash him screamin "IZ ME MARIOOOOOOOO"

when u kick the lil turtle of ur sis to see if it can break a wall or something

when u r at the uni exams n u cannot find the "use game shark" feature

when after a day in ur car, racing in the traffic, u ask for a new car cos u won the cup
 
-When you wonder how the real world can maintain 60 frames per second, have anti-aliasing, and no lag whatsoeve ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!
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When you fail out of college algebra becausyou skipped class too much playing games that you weren't really all the interested, but were determined to beat because the stupid first boss/game made you too angry.
 
- When you complain more about videogame bugs/difficulty than real life issues. {oi!}

- when you think the real life is too "buggy"

- when you are actually waiting for a patch to fix said bugs

- when you witness explosions and what should "inevitably" be the awesome slowdown that follows

-when everyone CAN be THE ONE..
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When you tell your students:

"You need to gain more experience (in life) if you want to level up"

When you tell your girlfriend:

"I'm going home to play with Mario" (and you'd actually rather do that!)

When you don't mind being squeezed onto a Tokyo train, because you don't need that much arm room to use a GBASP.
 

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