Windows Trolls

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  1. xXxSwagnemitexXx
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    xXxSwagnemitexXx The person who asks n00b questions

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    Made this thread for people who like to troll their friends/colleagues
    Need to troll a friend, then here are some things to troll them.

    No Search - When they try to search something, a nice custom message will appear.
    Custom Message requirements - AutoHotKey
    1. Right click the script and click edit script
    2. In between the :'s write the word they will type to be greeted by the message such as ::google::
    3. Then next to the MsgBox replace the sentence with the sentence/word you want the friend to see. Save and exit, right click the script, click compile script, hide the scripts somewhere and run the new one.

    Download - https://mega.nz/#!0jgTiTQb!nlbd737hXTGv2x2dp-axSmdZHco9JZHYjn5AjzrPM2c

    Replace typed words - When they try to search something the word is replaced with a custom word such as, if i searched google, i would be searching chicken nugget instead
    Word replacer requirements - AutoHotKey
    1. Right click the script and click edit script
    2. Follow the instructions in the ahk file.
    3. Save and exit, right click the script, click compile script, hide the scripts somewhere and run the new one.

    Download - https://mega.nz/#!hvoEhCaA!QJFmWYPFjYtTfZU7pjyrgXB0KaRVAiex3iD9CTSC2iY

    Fake Windows Update - Get somebody to sit at their PC for hours for nothing and give them an error.
    Requirements - Internet and an Internet Browser
    1. Go to http://www.fakeupdate.net/
    2. Select an update
    3. Tell somebody to watch their PC in case of an error
    4. When they go to get a drink or something, press enter to have an error pop up
    Download - There is none, go to http://www.fakeupdate.net/

    More trolls coming soon!!!
     
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    That's brilliant. I wonder how long i can make my girlfriend wait before she suspects something is off
     
  4. xXxSwagnemitexXx
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    Between insane and insecure
    Just install Windows on someone's computer. That's pretty fucking trolly right there.
     
  6. xXxSwagnemitexXx
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    xXxSwagnemitexXx The person who asks n00b questions

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    Oh yeah, haha
     
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    I once replaced the login sound on someones computer with the click of death.
     
  8. xXxSwagnemitexXx
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    xXxSwagnemitexXx The person who asks n00b questions

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    Wow, haha

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    Added!
    Edit: NVM forgot to save
    Edit 2: Done now
     
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  9. clarknova77

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    Fake update is a classic.
     
  10. xXxSwagnemitexXx
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    xXxSwagnemitexXx The person who asks n00b questions

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    Yea
     
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    Troll.exe: makes trollfaces pop up randomly on the screen, it closes automatically after some time, if you try to open task manager will terminate it and display and speak a nice message,it has also some cmd paramters:
    n: doesn't block task manager
    t: doesn't close automatically, warning: infinite trolling ahead, if you use this option you should also use n or else you won't be able to close it unless you shut down the pc or use a third party task manager
    s: doesn't speak (only if you don't use n)
    you can combine this options like;
    troll.exe t s : this will make it infinite, and will block task manager but won't speak
    troll.exe n t : this will make it infinite, and will not block task manager
    if you just double click it will block task manager and close automatically after a while.

    i made this for a friend of mine and put it in his startup folder, he had it for over a month because he didn't know how to remove it, and every time he booted up his pc he had to wait for it to end, eventually i told him how to delete it, so evil lol
    Requires .net framework 4.5
    includes source code, have fun :P
     

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  12. RoseyDreamy

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    Indeed. Especially if it happens to be Windows 8.