Alright fine, I think it's time to just leak the news already.
The answer is simple, the IOSU exploit has been with us all along... It's in every single one of us. From a new born infant to an elderly gold miner. We have had the IOSU inside of us this entire time. If you do some deep meditation and look inside your soul you'll find it. All it would of taken is for the lot of you to join together hand in hand and rise up only to have the IOSU exploit materialize before your eyes. Yet you wouldn't do it.
There I told you, now go forth and hack thy wiiu, you've had the power all along.