Why You Keep Think I'm Kirito-kun?

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Dear Leader, Dec 5, 2013.

  1. Dear Leader
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    Comrades, having joined here recently, I notice lots of you call me "Kirito-Kun" or something. After searching around, I see that he is banned user. I must ask you why you call me him?

    Am I similar to him? What make me so like him? I check his posts and don't notice that we are too similar.

    Kirito-kun:

    Think PC better than console
    Writes in normal english
    Person from Canada
    Think PC is "master race" - I do not understand what this means

    Me:

    Think console better than PC
    Not too good english skills
    Leader of magnificent People's Republic of Korea located in Pyongyang
    Think North Korea is best Korea

    Only think I see him and see similar is both against Wii U, but everyone hate that anyway. Beside, that person is banned. How would he be able to be here if he banned?

    Please think for moment and I am sure you all then realise that I am not any previous person here.
     
  2. GameWinner

    GameWinner Take your heart

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    Kirito-kun has already proven that he can change his IP to avoid being banned.
     
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  3. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    Kirito-kun is the master of deception, stealth and disguise. Also delusion.
     
  4. calmwaters

    calmwaters Cat's best friend

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    Whoa, this guy again? Does he ever quit? He gets more delusional as time goes by... so slowly... and I can only do so much... are you still mine? Sorry, got sidetracked.
     
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  5. calmwaters

    calmwaters Cat's best friend

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    Sure, we don't think you're like anyone on here; we don't have bunches of morons on this site. Plus you're proud to come from a democratic (liberal) country where you punish people for being liberal. That's messed up. Besides, common psychological themes are if you were banned, then you assume the exact opposite personality of your last username.
     
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  6. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    Sounds like he has dissociative identity disorder, the disease people often confuse with schizophrenia :P
     
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  7. Luigi2012SM64DS

    Luigi2012SM64DS G-old member

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    This thread proves you are kirito-kun.
    p1ngpong
     
  8. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    I don't know, guys; he's lasted this entire thread without derailing the topic with a rant about the superiority of the PC gaming master race.

    I think his story checks out.
     
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  9. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Hah! I love GBAtemp sagas. You sound like this:
     
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  10. Sop

    Sop groovy dude lmao

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    I love my baby piece.
     
  11. BrightNeko

    BrightNeko Popcorn ball

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    Because your fat, like any other internet user.. Oh fuck am I kirito-kun!?
     
  12. dj4uk6cjm

    dj4uk6cjm GBAtemp Fan

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    This guy isn't "Kirito-Kun" this guy is obviously John Doe: Identity thief. Heres a picture of him

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    John Doe is notorious for stealing and assuming identities of unsuspecting victims online, he's also had an outstanding record for being the most wanted scammer in the U.S. That so the FBI has not been able to track him or locate his whereabouts and this guys characteristics indicates that this Kim-Jong-Un imposter is in fact john doe. He may look like your typical average american but don't let his appearance fool you, he's seriously dangerous.


    Heres some more pics of him

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    He's also a con artist lol.
     
  13. ßleck

    ßleck Console Peasant

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    I don't know. Help.
    I bet he came a little because he got to write "PC" and "master race" in the same sentence again.