What would you do with a time machine?

[Alkéryn]

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[go-vegan]

i would go back in future, write down jackpot winning numbers, go back and play those numbers

easy money

 

[Alkéryn]

i would go back in future, write down jackpot winning numbers, go back and play those numbers

easy money

Yeah then go in a really far future and use the money the became immortal

 

[nxwing]

I'll sleep with yo momma

 

[Alkéryn]

I'll sleep with yo momma

If it is just sleep, it could be worse from someone who have a time machine

 

[FAST6191]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/Sf3xZe9ME5I/AAAAAAAAU1U/FVIB2wp9D3M/s1600-h/timeposter.jpg
Some people practice survival skills, I like to practice things that would allow me to recreate the lot.

But yeah if I am back there and stuck, and I did not die of dysentery or being burned as a witch, then I would probably be the greatest scientist/engineer to have ever lived, or if I was doing it well I would still be that but nobody would know about me.

 

[GhostLatte]

I'll see where VinsCool lives

 

[VinsCool]

I will return to the day cherry pie was a sperm and let him not reach his mom

 

[Flame]

ill take bit of gold and lotto numbers where i can invest in google, apple, microsoft... and than... laugh to the bank...

 

[go-vegan]

i would go in future and change my gender, then i would travel back and meet myself
then i would seduce myslef and have baby with myself and name him/her: "luke"
then i would wait for baby to grow up
and then i would tell him/her
luke, i am your mother and father

 

[GhostLatte]

I will return to the day cherry pie was a sperm and let him not reach his mom

I will return to the day Vinny was an egg and not let the sperm of @CumTurismO reach him

 

[Alkéryn]

I would go back in time to steal my time machine from myself so my future past me can't steal it from my past(e me

 

[Vipera]

I'd go back a hour ago so I can fuck me

Edit: WITH ME I MEANT FUCK WITH ME

 

[Mondegreen]

i would go back in future, write down jackpot winning numbers, go back and play those numbers

easy money

Isn't this the plot of back to the future 2

 

[ComeTurismO]

I will return to the day Vinny was an egg and not let the sperm of @CumTurismO reach him

LOL 2 DAY. ARE YOU CALLING ME SMEXY 2 DAY?

 

[GhostLatte]

LOL 2 DAY. ARE YOU CALLING ME SMEXY 2 DAY?

YOU'RE ON MY TOP 20 SMEXY LIST 2 DAY

 

[migles]

same as user above said, would win money from bets, get filthy rich, and make peoples minds crazy

 

[ComeTurismO]

YOU'RE ON MY TOP 20 SMEXY LIST 2 DAY

YOU ARE TOO ON MY TOP 20 SMEXY LIST 2 DAY!

 

[keven3477]

save my dog that was recently put to to sleep since march

 

[ComeTurismO]

I WOULD GO TO SLEEP 2 DAY WITH A BUNCH OF DOLLARS 2 DAY!