Welcome back. Lord Monkat!

[Schizoanalysis]

Hey. Sop's looking at this thread.

Sops been looking at this thread for the last half hour.

I think he's forgotten how to read.

 

[Zerosuit connor]

Sop hasn't been right since last night

 

[Schizoanalysis]

Sop hasn't been right since last night

What happened last night? Did he have sex with monkat?

 

[monkat]

Who the hell are you and why should I care?
Why the hell does everyone follow your stupid ass?

I am Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy. You should care because that's just kinda how things go

*stupid sexy ass. I believe that answers your question.

It's been such a nice, peaceful week.

I'm sure it was, and like all good things, all bad things must also come to an end.

My q:
Why the hell are you super awesome and sexy when you are my subject? Thats right think carefully about your answer, and what does that make me?

I'll answers this in reverse. This makes you some arrogant prick who thinks that he can best Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy, formerly known as the Monkey King. And the only thing I am subject to, is kicking your ass.

QUOTE(whoomph @ Mar 24 2011, 10:31 PM)

why do you pretend to care so much about yourself when you are clearly full of self loathing and self hatred?

Also, where the f*ck does someone like you get fans? Are they sock puppets or what?

(questions for m****t)

1. lolwut?
2. If you're trying to psycho-analyze, you're doing it wrong. First off, you're looking at a computer screen. You have no sense of who I am, as everyone of my posts (while the text overflows with personality), leaves nothing for you to decipher my tone or inclination. Thusly, the only qualities that you can see in me (them actually being there or not) are qualities that you see in yourself.

4srs. Just cuz you're whining, doesn't mean that I'm going to come rushing to your aid.

Man, guys. Haters gonna hate, eh? Well, to everyone else!

Unfortunately, the quote limit restricts me from quoting you all, but I thank each and every other one of you for your gracious contribution to my return to destroying this forum with play. And I apologize for not arriving sooner, but as I was completely sleep deprived, I retired early.

....

Spoiler

 

[KingdomBlade]

*snip
You're... here. Ring the bells, the king is back! The king is back!

 

[Sausage Head]

Dear monkat, I have a question

Spoiler: Question!

WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU GONE FOR GODS SAKE

 

[Ace]

Welcome back, sweet prince.
Questions:
Y U NO SKYPE?
Y U NO MORE CAREFUL TO NOT GET B&?

 

[AlanJohn]

Dear monkat. Please accept this manga with you in one of the main roles

Spoiler

 

[monkat]

Dear monkat, I have a question

Spoiler: Question!

WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU GONE FOR GODS SAKE

Suspended. No idea why, except for the hint left in my uuuh...title...thingy. Whatever the bloody hell you call it.

Welcome back, sweet prince.
Questions:
Y U NO SKYPE?
Y U NO MORE CAREFUL TO NOT GET B&?
Thank you, Sensual Swede.

I'm not on Skype more often because of our conflicting time zones and schedules. I am on just about every night.

As for getting banned, I'll show you this chat log, answering that question.

Spoiler

[9:12:39 PM] Monkat: Well, think of it this way
[9:12:59 PM] Monkat: You're driving in a straight line.
[9:13:06 PM] Monkat: And you're about to go off a cliff.
[9:13:25 PM] Monkat: You could go back and turn around, but then you've just wasted your time
[9:13:36 PM] Monkat: You go off that cliff. And when you reach the ground? You keep going.
[9:13:41 PM] Monkat: Until you reach the other end

QUOTE(AlanJohn @ Mar 25 2011, 12:59 PM)

Dear monkat. Please accept this manga with you in one of the main roles

Spoiler

Accepted.

 

[Ikki]

I'll show you this chat log, answering that question.

Spoiler

[9:12:39 PM] Monkat: Well, think of it this way
[9:12:59 PM] Monkat: You're driving in a straight line.
[9:13:06 PM] Monkat: And you're about to go off a cliff.
[9:13:25 PM] Monkat: You could go back and turn around, but then you've just wasted your time
[9:13:36 PM] Monkat: You go off that cliff. And when you reach the ground? You keep going.
[9:13:41 PM] Monkat: Until you reach the other end

 

[Cuelhu]

Dear Monkat,

Spoiler

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ar7vovnH5I[/youtube]

 

[ProtoKun7]

It's been such a nice, peaceful week.

 

[Nujui]

It's been such a nice, peaceful week.

 

[Sausage Head]

Look at Lord Sausage LXIX's horse, his horse is amazing!

 

[monkat]

Dear Monkat,

Spoiler

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ar7vovnH5I[/youtube]

Love you too, baby.

 

[The Catboy]

Who's Monkat again

 

[Nujui]

Who's Monkat again

He's was GBATemp Meme.

 

[Nujui]

he got suspended...again. For 5 days. He's still allowed to log on, but no posting.

And you people may want to read this.

Spoiler

[6:23:02 PM] Monkat : My posting rights have been suspended. That's weird.
[6:23:05 PM] Monkat : I wonder why
[6:23:27 PM] Dusky Me: nothing new
[6:23:46 PM] Monkat : aaand 20% warn added
[6:23:51 PM] Dusky Me: I sort of saw that coming, to be honest
[6:24:50 PM] Monkat : Bah, I'm done with the forum. 20% warn and getting my posting suspended for days because I said "Totally worth it."?
[6:25:03 PM] Monkat : No point in being there, if I'm about to get banned anyway
[6:25:14 PM] Monkat : I mean, if anyone else had done it, would they get warned? Fuck no
[6:25:33 PM] Dusky Me: how do you know?
[6:25:42 PM] Monkat : my warn log
[6:25:52 PM] Monkat : As a few o' you know, I was suspended a week ago for telling p1ng to go suck a dick.

Spoiler

Totally worth it.

monkat, crap like that will get you banned. You're pushing it, and you're aware of that. Main problem is that it seems like you don't want to/can't let the stuff go.
I honestly find you amusing, I like reading your stuff, and I totally dig the whole "ego tripping" stuff you do.....I used to do it as well, but you're going down the lane that's leading you to a place where you won't come back from after couple of days.
You're suspended from posting for 5 days..think a little in that period and try to change some ways dude!
[6:27:06 PM] Monkat : I mean, correct me if I'm wrong
[6:27:13 PM] Monkat : But referencing why I got suspended isn't against the rules
[6:28:09 PM] Dusky Me: I think it was the totally worth it that you said
[6:28:21 PM] Monkat : Even so, why is that in the wrong?
[6:28:33 PM] Monkat : My opinion on the matter is against the rules?
[6:29:04 PM] Monkat : Not just against the rules - but worth 20% warn AND a suspension

 

[Ikki]

I saw this coming, not cool at all.

 

[Cuelhu]

Monkat, don't play the fool.

You're amazing, incredible and really cool.