Tokio Hotel

[Cermage]

guess you guys havent heard blood on the dancefloor or brokencyde

 

[NeSchn]

Oh man, don't get me going on these guys. You tempers should know how I am with my music, I am on the biggest music critics I know and I hate myself for that but its natural. Me and 2 of my brothers are crazy music critics, if we don't like it we will bust on it and argue for ages because thats the way we are.

Either way, they are awful. One the worst pieces of shit that was ever created on this Earth and I hope they disappear out of the blue someday.

 

[mrfatso]

you know something is terribly wrong if you have no idea if a band member is a dude or a gal... probably in preparation for when they suck so badly, they can just re-debut themselves as another band.

 

[Veho]

"Dark Side of the Sun"?
Seriously?

Yeah, it's really good.

You should give it a try.

 

[Wabsta]

guess you guys havent heard blood on the dancefloor or brokencyde
*Snip*

Well, they both ain't THAT bad, I kinda like this song:


You know, the thing is.. Tokio Hotel is a serious band. Yes, they are gay for real.
Well, the singer, or singers, dunno, from Blood on the Dancefloor are probably gay too, but..
Bands like Brokencyde, Blood on the dancefloor, Medid Droid, etc. Are 100% sarcasm.
But they manage to make some catchy songs that are nice to listen too (well, sometimes).

 

[NeSchn]

guess you guys havent heard blood on the dancefloor or brokencyde
*Snip*

Well, they both ain't THAT bad, I kinda like this song:


You know, the thing is.. Tokio Hotel is a serious band. Yes, they are gay for real.
Well, the singer, or singers, dunno, from Blood on the Dancefloor are probably gay too, but..
Bands like Brokencyde, Blood on the dancefloor, Medid Droid, etc. Are 100% sarcasm.
But they manage to make some catchy songs that are nice to listen too (well, sometimes).

I think I am going to have to put you threw good music therapy like I did with my friend a couple years back.

 

[Domination]

guess you guys havent heard blood on the dancefloor or brokencyde
*Snip*

Well, they both ain't THAT bad, I kinda like this song:


You know, the thing is.. Tokio Hotel is a serious band. Yes, they are gay for real.
Well, the singer, or singers, dunno, from Blood on the Dancefloor are probably gay too, but..
Bands like Brokencyde, Blood on the dancefloor, Medid Droid, etc. Are 100% sarcasm.
But they manage to make some catchy songs that are nice to listen too (well, sometimes).

I think I am going to have to put you threw good music therapy like I did with my friend a couple years back.

Listening to too much Black/death/trash metal will make him violent, so its hardly therapy

Hard Rock ftw. At least craving for sex is a good thing

 

[Sephi]

I don't really like Tokio Hotel, but I must say, Bill Kaulitz is cute.

 

[CasperH]

Anyone heard of em'?
If u haven't. u'll like them.
That's funny, cause at least half the german population hates their guts.

QUOTEListen to Love and death. or Darkside of The sun.

"Dark Side of the Sun"?
Seriously?

Makes me wonder if they actually know The Dark Side of the Moon or if they're just that dumb.


Also, the reason why Tokio Hotel are so popular is because the band members were like 15 years old when they released their first hit single, Durch den Monsun...Every pre-pubescent german girl was all over them.

How is that possible?

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

uh, can't even spell the name of your favourite band?

seriously they suck.



...I'm wondering why they're still alive after all their emo singing and gay music


EDIT:

Anyone heard of em'?
If u haven't. u'll like them.
That's funny, cause at least half the german population hates their guts.

QUOTEListen to Love and death. or Darkside of The sun.

"Dark Side of the Sun"?
Seriously?

Makes me wonder if they actually know The Dark Side of the Moon or if they're just that dumb.


Also, the reason why Tokio Hotel are so popular is because the band members were like 15 years old when they released their first hit single, Durch den Monsun...Every pre-pubescent german girl was all over them.

How is that possible?

why do you think twilight actually sold?
prepubescent girls love what everyone else hates.

 

[Orc]

I love Tokio Hotel and Bill is my baby.

 

[playallday]

So he actually IS a guy...I honestly didn't know......what kind of a guy is he?!?!

Same here, as first I thought he was a girl, but as the photo's went on I'm thinking he's a guy.

 

[Satangel]

This is the whole group btw, so we can start laughing with the other guys too!

Two on the right are twins.

 

[p1ngpong]

No boobies, must be a guy!

Im not interested in your crazy irrelevant obsessions with gender!

I could never say no to that!

NEVER!

Bastards!

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

My theory is that he got castrated.
It'd explain why "he"'s so feminine, why his voice sucks so much, and why he's mildly attractive despite being an emo shithead

 

[Orc]

My theory is that he got castrated.
It'd explain why "he"'s so feminine, why his voice sucks so much, and why he's mildly attractive despite being an emo shitheadI take it as a compliment when you say being castrated makes you mildly attractive.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

My theory is that he got castrated.
It'd explain why "he"'s so feminine, why his voice sucks so much, and why he's mildly attractive despite being an emo shitheadI take it as a compliment when you say being castrated makes you mildly attractive.

*SNIP*
oshi--

 

[geminisama]

guess you guys havent heard blood on the dancefloor or brokencyde

I'm glad I hadn't heard of them. Now I cant be blissful with my ignorance.

And Tokio Hotel is horrible. I love how noone yet has liked them, despite the TC saying we'll LOVE 'em.

 

[zeromac]

Can we just settle that the lead singer is a Trans gender or a Hermaphrodite?

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Can we just settle that the lead singer is a Trans gender or a Hermaphrodite?

what you mean like Lady GaGa?