A Gay Little Cat Boy said:
I think we are truly fucked this week
On a related note where the hell is the penis cannon
The Temp bunker
- Thread starter The Catboy
- Start date
- Views 241,448
- Replies 4,325
- Likes 18
I think we are truly fucked this week
On a related note where the hell is the penis cannon
We have an army and we know how to use it! The Regulars behind me are proud and shall stand strong against this upcoming invasion!chrissmith9c said:
God save the Temp and God save us all!
Those who are ready for battle, get behind me as we march!
Also only one person knows where that is
*pounding comes from the bunker door and the passcode is yelled through the peephole*
Fire Starter!
(ironic passphrase for the poke-bunker, no?)
*the heavy steel door creaks open and a figure stumbles across the knee-knocker,
olive drab poncho slick with rain,
his face hidden under a steel helmet*
Shit's gettin' deep boys!
*he announces, pulling off the helm and shaking the water from it*
Looks like the poke'-monsoon is almost here.
I'm glad to see you all made it hare safely.
*he pulls off the poncho, and requisitions one of the cots near the door to sit upon and rest his feet. *
Now as near as I can tell, there are still a hundred or so jokers out there in the swamps that didn't take the evacuation notice seriously.
*unlacing his jungle boots*
So be expecting a number of bone-soaked refugees to be coming our way in the next couple of days.
Remember that just because these people were too foolish to come in out of the rain doesn't mean that they're to be treated any differently.
*pulls off his boots and socks, laying them over the communal clothes-line to dry*
We've got rations enough to go around, and there'll be a canoe shipment of cheezy-poofs coming in a day or so, since somebody got the munchies and went through four days worth of the cheesy treats last night.
*mutters under his breath*
If you have questions, comments, or concerns, the catboy is your designated information liaison officer.
I know that these aren't the conditions we're all used to, but with a little comeradery, and neighborly understanding, we're all gonna come through this smellin' like a rose.
*pulls on a fresh pair of socks, and dons his boots again*
Catboy, remember that the guns are Not to be issued unless the pokezombies blockade the doors.
The refugees might have some trouble getting through their horde, but tough-titty for them.
They didn't have enough sense to seek shelter earlier.
*he pauses at the kitchen just long enough to pour himself a cup of strong coffee, ice it down, and quaff it as though it were a medicinal concoction. Then with a sigh he pulls on his rain slicker again, and slaps his helmet on his head, *
*without regard to the confused looks of the people around the bunker, he throws the door open again, striding out into the storm, and slamming the portal behind him. Then he shouts through the peephole once more*
And I'd better have a bag of fucking cheezy-poofs when I get back!
Fire Starter!
(ironic passphrase for the poke-bunker, no?)
*the heavy steel door creaks open and a figure stumbles across the knee-knocker,
olive drab poncho slick with rain,
his face hidden under a steel helmet*
Shit's gettin' deep boys!
*he announces, pulling off the helm and shaking the water from it*
Looks like the poke'-monsoon is almost here.
I'm glad to see you all made it hare safely.
*he pulls off the poncho, and requisitions one of the cots near the door to sit upon and rest his feet. *
Now as near as I can tell, there are still a hundred or so jokers out there in the swamps that didn't take the evacuation notice seriously.
*unlacing his jungle boots*
So be expecting a number of bone-soaked refugees to be coming our way in the next couple of days.
Remember that just because these people were too foolish to come in out of the rain doesn't mean that they're to be treated any differently.
*pulls off his boots and socks, laying them over the communal clothes-line to dry*
We've got rations enough to go around, and there'll be a canoe shipment of cheezy-poofs coming in a day or so, since somebody got the munchies and went through four days worth of the cheesy treats last night.
*mutters under his breath*
If you have questions, comments, or concerns, the catboy is your designated information liaison officer.
I know that these aren't the conditions we're all used to, but with a little comeradery, and neighborly understanding, we're all gonna come through this smellin' like a rose.
*pulls on a fresh pair of socks, and dons his boots again*
Catboy, remember that the guns are Not to be issued unless the pokezombies blockade the doors.
The refugees might have some trouble getting through their horde, but tough-titty for them.
They didn't have enough sense to seek shelter earlier.
*he pauses at the kitchen just long enough to pour himself a cup of strong coffee, ice it down, and quaff it as though it were a medicinal concoction. Then with a sigh he pulls on his rain slicker again, and slaps his helmet on his head, *
*without regard to the confused looks of the people around the bunker, he throws the door open again, striding out into the storm, and slamming the portal behind him. Then he shouts through the peephole once more*
And I'd better have a bag of fucking cheezy-poofs when I get back!
So we soon begin the crusade to save our Temp
We must protect it with our lives!
Prepare yourself, Prepare your friends!
TONIGHT...WE DINE...IN HELL!
We must protect it with our lives!
Prepare yourself, Prepare your friends!
TONIGHT...WE DINE...IN HELL!
Tonight you dine in a makeshift kitchenette inside a reinforced concrete bunker with forty other refugees.
DON'T BE A HERO, DAMMIT!
DON'T BE A HERO, DAMMIT!
We are superior, we are eternal. You cannot escape, we will conquer everything. This forum is already ours.
At least the leak was fake...
But now they're ANGRY!
HELP! I can't see-"POKEMANZ!!!"
OH SHIT, THERE ON ME!
But now they're ANGRY!
HELP! I can't see-"POKEMANZ!!!"
OH SHIT, THERE ON ME!
...we are still preparing?
...then again, this IS war, and we DO need every moment we can get to prepare...
...then again, this IS war, and we DO need every moment we can get to prepare...
Zeroneo said:
HOLY CRAP ZERONEO?
Now back on topic
I have reached reversed nirvana
Therefore i have
FREAKIN MIND BULLETS
So i can take out a few of them
LOAD THE PENIS...
cannon
monkat said:
*sigh*
I'm gonna end up blasting one of you by accident if you keep playing with this thing...
But I must be a hero! This site needs a hero and I just have the voice to be one!Vulpes Abnocto said:
CAN YOU DIG IT!!!???!!!
Good, finally someone brought some Crush, now we shall take shelter in our bunker, safe from the raids as our troops march into battle30084pm said:aawww damn! Ive been hit! MEDIC!!!
The medic will be here soon, don't worry!
QUOTE(Sabata @ Sep 15 2010, 10:22 AM) I brought my backpack it's filled with Orange Crush and Home-Made Miltank Jerky.
Oh, I forgot, I brought my iPod as well as my docking station.
Similar threads
-
-
-
-
-
@
GilgameshWh5:
i saw someone say theyll do a hormone therapy so i created an account for the sole reason to tell them not to -
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
@
GilgameshWh5:
reach out to and talk to people near you whether its your parents, family or closed friends dont keep it bottled up
-
-
-
-
@
Psionic Roshambo:
Money shot the new facial rejuvenation cream from Cock™ spray your face with love!!!+2 -
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
