You spend most of your time waiting for a nice long one to jam into your opening
Oh, we're going there, aren't we?
Life is like tetris : unless you plan carefully, there's never a smooth opening when you've got a long one.
Corporate life is like rpg's: no matter the importance of your task, some asshole wants you to do their job before they help you on yours.
Life is like super mario land : you can extend your play time with enough cash.
Life is like half - life : no matter how hard you screw up on the job, nobody will mind if you shut up about it.
Life is like gta: you're not safe as a pedestrian
Life is like warcraft : better get some more of your guys on the field.
Life is like bioshock : it starts leaking with age