The Great Wii adventure! Remake

[Nobody_Important4u]

It was usual morning when you woke up... you made youreself breakfest and you gone shopping when you came back you decided to lie on the sofa when suddenly you heard a doorbell it was a postman with some bills and a package you've thrown the bills to to the trashcan and started unpacking the package after Some effort you removed the tape. It was a box with a Wii you buyed around 2 weeks ago on eBay... You placed the box on a bad looking table...

What do you do next?

 

[Deleted member 506316]

It was usual morning when you woke up... you made youreself breakfest and you gone shopping when you came back you decided to lie on the sofa when suddenly you heard a doorbell it was a postman with some bills and a package you've thrown the bills to to the trashcan and started unpacking the package after Some effort you removed the tape. It was a box with a Wii you buyed around 2 weeks ago on eBay... You placed the box on a bad looking table...
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What do you do next?

Cry because it reminds you of good times. Then frame it on a shelf.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Cry because it reminds you of good times. Then frame it on a shelf.

You decided to cry a little, after an hour of crying you're eyes started to hurt so you decided to stop, then you started thinking of framing the box and putting it on shelf but you shearched you're whole house and for some reason you couldnt find the frame that's big enough.
The box is still sitting on top of the table...

What do you do next?

 

[x65943]

Eat the wii

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Eat the wii

You decided that the best course of actions would be to eat a wii, but it is to big to fit in you're mouth... maybe you could chop the box with Wii into pieces and then eat it?
But you don't even how to chop something so hard. And you don't even know what to use to do so because let's face it you are not that Smart (c'mon only stupid person would even think about eating a wii).
It's starting to get late and you didin't even open the box...

What do you do next?

 

[x65943]

Open box
Take Wii out of box
Go outside
Raise Wii above ahead
Stand over pavement
Throw at ground as hard as possible
Repeat until internals are exposed
Then smash internals to yield the motherboard
Eat the tiny motherboard chips now that they are small enough

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Open box
Take Wii out of box
Go outside
Raise Wii above ahead
Stand over pavement
Throw at ground as hard as possible
Repeat until internals are exposed
Then smash internals to yield the motherboard
Eat the tiny motherboard chips now that they are small enough

You forcefully opened the box, took the Wii out and you ran outside, you raised you're hands with Wii in them and with all you're frustration, sorrow and fury you thrown the Wii into the pavement a good few times, and do the same thing to the motherboard and then you swallowed the chips, after doing that you started to feel Blunt pain in you're esophagus and stomach, you started screaming and people started looking at you after that they started laughting! You started to feel you're internal hemorrhage... You tried moving you're body but it refused and instead you felt an indescribable pain and fell over after that you're live started fading away...

The End

Restart...

It was usual morning when you woke up... you made youreself breakfest and you gone shopping when you came back you decided to lie on the sofa when suddenly you heard a doorbell it was a postman with some bills and a package you've thrown the bills to to the trashcan and started unpacking the package after Some effort you removed the tape. It was a box with a Wii you buyed around 2 weeks ago on eBay... You placed the box on a bad looking table...

What do you do next?

 

[Deleted member 506316]

You forcefully opened the box, took the Wii out and you ran outside, you raised you're hands with Wii in them and with all you're frustration, sorrow and fury you thrown the Wii into the pavement a good few times, and do the same thing to the motherboard and then you swallowed the chips, after doing that you started to feel Blunt pain in you're esophagus and stomach, you started screaming and people started looking at you after that they started laughting! You started to feel you're internal hemorrhage... You tried moving you're body but it refused and instead you felt an indescribable pain and fell over after that you're live started fading away...

The End

Restart...

It was usual morning when you woke up... you made youreself breakfest and you gone shopping when you came back you decided to lie on the sofa when suddenly you heard a doorbell it was a postman with some bills and a package you've thrown the bills to to the trashcan and started unpacking the package after Some effort you removed the tape. It was a box with a Wii you buyed around 2 weeks ago on eBay... You placed the box on a bad looking table...

What do you do next?

Murder @Chary with it because she's not a good detective.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Murder @Chary with it because she's not a good detective.

You were thinking about killing @Chary with it but you are living in europe ( it has pegi and pal writen on it you dumbass) and @Chary lives in USA and even then USA is pretty big and you don't have any clue about the location of @Chary
The box is still on the table...

What do you do next?

 

[x65943]

Open box
Take Wii out of box
Go outside
Raise Wii above ahead
Stand over pavement
Throw at ground as hard as possible
Repeat until internals are exposed
Then smash internals to yield the motherboard
Collect them and go inside
Place internals in metal pan and get hammer
Bash away into fine powder
Dilute with small amount of water and create paste
Add small amount as seasoning to foods for 1 year
At the end of the year you have safely consumed the wii

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Open box
Take Wii out of box
Go outside
Raise Wii above ahead
Stand over pavement
Throw at ground as hard as possible
Repeat until internals are exposed
Then smash internals to yield the motherboard
Collect them and go inside
Place internals in metal pan and get hammer
Bash away into fine powder
Dilute with small amount of water and create paste
Add small amount as seasoning to foods for 1 year
At the end of the year you have safely consumed the wii

You open the box, take the Wii out, go outside smash the Wii into pieces (while people look weird at you), you collect the pieces and go back to you're house smash the interials into fine powder, you dilute the powder with water and create a paste you add some seasoning to paste and decide to leave the thing until the end of this year.
You decided to order Another Wii...

About to weeks later...

It was usual morning when you woke up... you made youreself breakfest and you gone shopping when you came back you decided to lie on the sofa when suddenly you heard a doorbell it was a postman with some bills and a package you've thrown the bills to to the trashcan and started unpacking the package after Some effort you removed the tape. It was a box with a Wii you buyed around 2 weeks ago on eBay... You placed the box on a bad looking table...

What do you do next?

 

[x65943]

Check myself into asylum for unhealthy obsession with eating Wiis

Also explain prior thoughts of wanting to murder someone I never met in another continent

(And throw the Wii in the dumpster on my way there)

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Check myself into asylum for unhealthy obsession with eating Wiis

Also explain prior thoughts of wanting to murder someone I never met in another continent

(And throw the Wii in the dumpster on my way there)

you decide that it would be good idea to go on you're monthly visit To psychologist you took a bus to him (while throwing the Wii into dumpster along the way) and you told him about you're obsession with eating Wii's and you're thoughts about wanting to kill @Chary who lives in Another continent. After a moment of silence psychologist threw himself on you and handcuffed you... You were send to asylum and they thrown you into white room filled with soft walls, floor and even the ceiling.

What are you gonna do now?

 

[x65943]

I'm hungry, knock on door and ask guard for food

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

I'm hungry, knock on door and ask guard for food

You heard you're stomach growling so you decided to knock on door after a moment of silence guard answerd
Guard: what do you want inmate?!
You:I am hungry
Guard: wait a moment i will give you food but no Wii's, ok?
5 minutes later...

Small plate with dumplingd slided thru the flap on the bottom of the door.

Guard: now eat it and leave me alone.

What do you do next?

 

[x65943]

"but no Wii's, ok?"

XD

Eat the dumplings, any soy sauce packets?

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

"but no Wii's, ok?"

XD

Eat the dumplings, any soy sauce packets?

You ate the dumplings (no sauce because those are Polish dumplings)

What do you do now?

 

[x65943]

Patiently await my next meeting with the psychiatrist.

Try to think of ways to escape while waiting.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Patiently await my next meeting with the psychiatrist.

Try to think of ways to escape while waiting.

You decided to wait after all patience is a virtue, you tried to think of Escape plan while you were waiting but you're mind was just blank the whole time...

About 2 months later...

The Doors opened...

What's next?

 

[x65943]

You tell me, how should I know what's next