The Great Wii adventure! Remake

[Nobody_Important4u]

You tell me, how should I know what's next

I decided to tell what's next to @x65943 .

The Doors opened and it was you're sister with a machine gun!

You're sister: i came to set you free! But you have to follow me.
You obediently left you're prison and started running while you're sister was shooting guards down.
You see the exit in the distance...

What's next?

 

[x65943]

Sis, did you bring me a gun?

How did you manage to free me?

This asylum was awful. They never even tried to cure me or talk to me once!

Btw, did you bring my favorite snack? I have been dying to get my hands on some Wii chips.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Sis, did you bring me a gun?

How did you manage to free me?

This asylum was awful. They never even tried to cure me or talk to me once!

Btw, did you bring my favorite snack? I have been dying to get my hands on some Wii chips.

You:Sis, do you have a gun for me?
Sis:no
You: how did you manage to set me free?
Sis: it all started in early 1992...
About 2 hours later
Sis: ...and that's i came here.
You: cool story sis.
You: This asylum was awful. They never even tried to cure me or talk to me once!
Sis: welcome to the middle Europe.
You: Btw, did you bring my favorite snack? I have been dying to get my hands on some Wii chips.
Sis: no fuck off

After some talk you took a tramcar to you're house. When you came back you ordered Another Wii and a copy of chicken shoot.
2 weeks later
Suprisingly enough no one came to you're house (Probably because it stink).

You're Wii and copy of chicken shoot was delivered to you're house and you placed it on top of table like last time...

What do you do now?

 

[x65943]

Start walking to Normandy

(Edit: small note. In English "you're" means "you are" and is not the same thing as "your". Your is used as the possessive form)

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Start walking to Normandy

(Edit: small note. In English "you're" means "you are" and is not the same thing as "your". Your is used as the possessive form)

Start walking to Normandy

(Edit: small note. In English "you're" means "you are" and is not the same thing as "your". Your is used as the possessive form)

You packed your clothes, water, some Wii chips, and you're current Wii with your copy of chicken shoot™ and you started to walk to the normandy (The france one right?).
After 11 days and 18 hours you were in your destination

What do you do now?

 

[x65943]

You packed your clothes, water, some Wii chips, and you're current Wii with your copy of chicken shoot™ and you started to walk to the normandy (The france one right?).
After 11 days and 18 hours you were in your destination
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What do you do now?

Sell Wii to local game store to make some cash

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Sell Wii to local game store to make some cash

You sold the Wii for 20€ * in one of the local game shops.

What do you do now?

*- i wanted to post some real price and a screenshot from some store but none of them had price for how much they buy for, it would be much easier if there was cex in france

 

[x65943]

You sold the Wii for 20€ * in one of the local game shops.

What do you do now?

*- i wanted to post some real price and a screenshot from some store but none of them had price for how much they buy for, it would be much easier if there was cex in france

Buy a life jacket, or some floaties if the jacket is too expensive, and swim across the channel

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Buy a life jacket, or some floaties if the jacket is too expensive, and swim across the channel

You decided to buy some floaties from the store:

After that you tried to swim across the channel using the floatie...
You are a about halfway thru when you see shark swiming towards you!

What do you do?

 

[x65943]

Stay very calm

Most sharks won't attack a person

Is he charging at us?

Do I have any food on me?

Any possible items to be used as a weapon?

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Stay very calm

Most sharks won't attack a person

Is he charging at us?

Do I have any food on me?

Any possible items to be used as a weapon?

You try to stay calm, you take a few deep breaths and you feel much more relaxed after doing that. The shark is behaving oddly he doesn't go away away nor he is approaching. You have: some Wii chips, bottled water, your clothes and your copy of chicken shoot™
You don't really how to use any of those items as a weapon...

What do you do?

 

[x65943]

Toss Chicken shoot as far as possible and hope the Shark becomes distracted

Remain calm and wait for the shark to leave

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Toss Chicken shoot as far as possible and hope the Shark becomes distracted

Remain calm and wait for the shark to leave

You decided to try distract the shark with your copy of chicken shoot™ so you threw your copy of chicken shoot™ as far as you could... The shark steamed towards the chicken shoot™ which you thrown...
It looks like he is gone...

What is your next move?

 

[x65943]

Continue onto great britain

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Continue onto great britain

You continue to swim towards the Great britain, eventually you Reach the shore:

You ate your last Wii chip and your stomach started growling... you have half drunk water and still have 6€, your clothes they start to stink

What do you want to do now?

 

[x65943]

Find a church and ask for help with clothes and food

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Find a church and ask for help with clothes and food

After some shearching you found a church and asked people for help but they told you to fuck off...
Your stomach begins to growl louder...

What do you do now?

 

[x65943]

Whoa what meanies

Find a Catholic church this time, and ask the priest

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Whoa what meanies

Find a Catholic church this time, and ask the priest

After some shearching you found a Catholic church and asked priest for food and clothes..
The priest gave you:
Some clothes

(No pants are not dirty it's just a stupid dedign)

Some food:

And a copy of alvin and the chipmunks for the Wii ( don't ask me why).

What do you want to do now?

 

[x65943]

Ask the priest does he have any odd jobs you could do for cash

You are hoping to make some money to buy a ticket for a ferry soon

Make up some BS about being on a pilgrimage