The EoF RPG

[The Catboy]

I do a murder and frame 1 cat, basement cat in the evil dome underground in a house. I shouted OBJECTION! and got basement cat a guilty verdict and then it was executed 1 day later.

I went into ceiling cats hideout while it was watching people masturbate I said HOLD IT!! and the people masturbating saw the cat and shot it down =D.

I went to long cats tower I was climbing it until I noticed I was climbing long cat! I grabbed a sharp stick and stabbed it inside its chest while saying TAKE THAT! which increased the power of the sharp stick.

There was firecat, it was about to burn down a house and then I said HOLD IT!!! which stops time and then I sprayed water at it with a hose while saying TAKE THAT! again increasing its power, firecat was cooled and drowned.

Then I went to the most dangerous dangerous cat, its called flash its so fast that it can ambush you from anywhere. I shouted out OBJECTION! outside and flash cat ran out I then shouted out HOLD IT!!! and it stopped time I planted a mine infront of it and then said HOLD IT!! again to return time to normal and then it ran into the mine and I said GOTCHA!!! which kills it instantly without leaving any shed of blood or anything.

Okay i killed 5 cats, is that good?

No, you were to kill 5 kittens

 

[Maplemage]

I do a murder and frame 1 cat, basement cat in the evil dome underground in a house. I shouted OBJECTION! and got basement cat a guilty verdict and then it was executed 1 day later.

I went into ceiling cats hideout while it was watching people masturbate I said HOLD IT!! and the people masturbating saw the cat and shot it down =D.

I went to long cats tower I was climbing it until I noticed I was climbing long cat! I grabbed a sharp stick and stabbed it inside its chest while saying TAKE THAT! which increased the power of the sharp stick.

There was firecat, it was about to burn down a house and then I said HOLD IT!!! which stops time and then I sprayed water at it with a hose while saying TAKE THAT! again increasing its power, firecat was cooled and drowned.

Then I went to the most dangerous dangerous cat, its called flash its so fast that it can ambush you from anywhere. I shouted out OBJECTION! outside and flash cat ran out I then shouted out HOLD IT!!! and it stopped time I planted a mine infront of it and then said HOLD IT!! again to return time to normal and then it ran into the mine and I said GOTCHA!!! which kills it instantly without leaving any shed of blood or anything.

Okay i killed 5 cats, is that good?

No, you were to kill 5 kittens

Oh.....I release humanbear which likes young kittens and rapes em to death!

 

[coolbho3000]

Kikkoman uses his corporate powers to hire Kikko-satellites to scan for kitten lairs!

 

[DeltaBurnt]

A random Man-Bear-Pig appears.

Spoiler

How do you proceed?

 

[Law]

I cast magic missile which hits it directly in the chest and causes it to stumble backwards into the stargate.

Rolled a 20, so it's also a critical hit.

 

[BoxShot]

Drop a box on him problem solved.

 

[DeltaBurnt]

Judges, did the adventurers succeed in defeating the Man-Bear-Pig.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Player: SoulSnatcher
name: SPARTAN-1337
Attacks: Assault Rifle and Plasma Rifle
Age: 21
Job: To kick butt

...or am I too late?

 

[jurassicplayer]

*Mikuru runs and quivers behind Kyon*
Haruhi - "That's not right Mikuru-chan, you are supposed to transform and use Mikuru Beam and then we'll add the special effects later."
*Drags Mikuru out to the middle*


(Did the Man-Bear-Pig die now?)

 

[naglaro00]

Flames of Phlegethos nao

2d12
*rolls die*
10
11

It's super effective!

Man-bear-pig fainted!

Cleric Warforged gained over 9000 XP

 

[Jamstruth]

Kai stabs the man-bear-pig through the heart.
If that doesn't kill it then things have gotten a heck of a lot harder to kill since I last checked.

 

[Maplemage]

I grab a gun and shoot at it while saying TAKE THAT!

 

[DeltaBurnt]

Erm I think you guys killed it...

You're moving through the woods when...

A wild Caterpie appears!

 

[The Catboy]

Judges, did the adventurers succeed in defeating the Man-Bear-Pig.

Yes they did. *lets the wall down* They may pass

 

[naglaro00]

Nothing to see here move along

 

[Maplemage]

Erm I think you guys killed it...

You're moving through the woods when...

A wild Caterpie appears!

I say TAKE THAT!!! and throw a masterball and when its caught I say GOTCHA!

 

[The Catboy]

Erm I think you guys killed it...

You're moving through the woods when...

A wild Caterpie appears!

I say TAKE THAT!!! and throw a masterball and when its caught I say GOTCHA!

You have failed to fulfill the full requirements, that Masterball was need for later

 

[naglaro00]

>

Eldritch Blast

4d4
*rolls d4*
3
2
4
3

12 damage
GO POKEBALL!!!

 

[The Catboy]

>

Eldritch Blast

4d4
*rolls d4*
3
2
4
3

12 damage
GO POKEBALL!!!

Passed, the wall goes down for you

 

[Maplemage]

>

Eldritch Blast

4d4
*rolls d4*
3
2
4
3

12 damage
GO POKEBALL!!!

Passed, the wall goes down for you

I Object to it!