The customer service thread

[Deleted member 568892]

Here are your fucking french fries and this is your fucking fried chicken burger.

 

[BigOnYa]

Can I get some extra ketchup packets? Oh, and your toilet in the men's room is clogged and overflowing.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Hey FUCK, where is my drink?

 

[SG854]

I would like to order the Fuck You Burger. With a extra order of Knuckle Sandwich, with no pickles. My soft drink I want the Swirly Flush. And for dessert Dick's Specialty Asshole Donut.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I would like to order the Fuck You Burger. With a extra order of Knuckle Sandwich, with no pickles. My soft drink I want the Swirly Flush. And for dessert Dick's Specialty Asshole Donut.

Would you like a mitherfucking bag or a godddamned tray for your bitch-ass car?

 

[AsWeGoAlong14]

I'm being victimized by this establishment!!! Now give me free shit!!

 

[Noctosphere]

Police customer support from GTA




This is the police, what is your emergency?
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a shooting?
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in a school?
How many victims?
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5?
How many shooters?
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1?
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I'm sorry miss, but when there's less than 3 shooters or 14 victims, it's a school security matter, not police's, have a nice day!
*hang*