That reminds me of that older video with the 4 year old thinking a GBC had a touch screen, people these days really need to learn how to use old technology, especially how it's laughably simpler to use than most things nowadays
We get back to the castle after a long day of mining. I remove my diamond armor, and unequip my sword. You see my long flowing blonde hair escape my helmet. My slightly sweaty body glistens in the torchlight. Continue as Steve from minecraft