The Bukkake Thread

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  1. Densetsu
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    BUKKAKE!!
    The Internet's ONLY SFW Bukkake Thread, Right Here on GBAtemp!
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    LOL, why is this picture funny?

    Do you like bukkake? You damn well should.

    People have told me that they like to watch bukkake. But if you only like to watch bukkake, then quite frankly I'm disappointed in you.

    I mean, seriously? Why watch it when you could slurp down a bowlful of it?

    Now you may be thinking, "WTF Densetsu, that's just disgusting. What's wrong with you?"

    Well, read on, and after you're done reading this topic, maybe you'll want to go out and experiment with something new.


    Who likes bukkake?
    She likes bukkake:
    She likes bukkake too:
    This little girl would totally go for bukkake:
    Some dude named Aaron loves bukkake:
    So, what IS bukkake?
    This has nothing to do with bukkake:
    This has everything to do with bukkake:

    To learn the secret of bukkake, you must first be able to recognize the word when you see it written in the language of ninjas.

    Here's the breakdown:
    = bu
    = k
    = ka
    = ke

    When you put them together:
    ぶっかけ = bukkake


    Here's a bukkake video for your viewing pleasure: So if you're ever walking around in some seedy parts of Japan late at night, and you see a sign for bukkake, stop on in and help yourself to a giant bowlful.
    Sign for bukkake:
    And the next time you hear the word "bukkake," remember our friend Aaron, who absolutely loves it:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  2. Skelletonike

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    Damn, that name got me fooled. >.<
    Seems yummy tho... Is it some sort of noodles?
     
  3. Foxi4

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    Yup, it's what the average westerner would refer to as noodles in broth.

    Bukkake means to "dash or sprinkle water'. The broth is poured over noodles, hence the name. You can guess why the "other" Bukkake shares this name.

    Splash. :creep:
     
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    *instant nose bleed*
     
  5. Foxi4

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    A nose bleed in Japanese culture, specifically in anime and manga, is a symbol of being attracted to someone, stereotypically a female.

    Are you attracted to... the broth? :creep:

    Would you like to dip it... in the noodles? :creep:

    In the hot, moist... bowl? :creep:
     
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    No fucking way i'm gonna eat anything called, Bukakke...
     
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    Mm, bukkake. :creep:
     
  8. Vulpes Abnocto

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    This thread should be stickier.

    *fix'd*
     
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    So It's not a cake?!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Thanks for adding that final touch this topic needed!

    Why didn't I think of it before--a sticky bukkake thread :creep:
     
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  11. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Sometimes the answer has to hit you in the face before you can realize its widespread potential.
     
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  12. Densetsu
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    New topic subheading:
    Your..."contribution" to the mix shall not go unnoticed.
     
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  13. Foxi4

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    It always takes a group of people with a mutual understanding to fully enjoy Bukkake, and this thread puts this beautiful social interaction on the display.

    That was beautiful, guys. Beautiful. I need a tissue, my hands are wet from all the interacting, I'm getting all emotional here...

    :creep:
     
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  14. Densetsu
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    I think we all do :creep:
     
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    I do want to point out that we're missing an important centerpiece - Bukkake is for people of all sexes and there seems to be a great majority of men in this thread.

    We need to spread the word among female tempers - without them, the joy of Bukkake just wouldn't be the same.
     
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    I concur. The hot, salty splash of bukkake soup should be enjoyed by all. After all, someone went to the trouble to make it--it shouldn't go to waste.

    Here's a rare shot of a bukkake master in the midst of...tossing it:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  17. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Veni, Vidi, Veni Profundum.

     
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  18. Densetsu
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    Look at this creeper, trying to hide behind a vase while he steals a shot of a young (clearly underage) girl enjoying bukkake:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    *EDIT*
    My bad, she's not underage. You're never too young to enjoy bukkake!
     
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  19. Foxi4

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    Clearly a newbie though, she's blowing as if it was about to burn her.

    The load is supposed to be hot... :creep:
     
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    I came.
     
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