Tempirates

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(tries sitting on brightneko... nope not comfortable I keep slipping off)
"ouch" as I land on the floor...

(tries sitting on s4mid4re, finds the hat tasty and in the way but s4mid4re keeps smacking me as I am enemy pirate eating his hat...)
LOUD monkey screaming as a sword comes at me for eating a large chunk of his hat....

(tries climbing up and sitting on Alan John -oy not only an enemy but he keeps talking and talking to me and trying to feed me food I don't want....)
Nope not Alan John I am full and irritated after being talked to so much...

(tries SonicXXXthehedgehog, after being so full the speed of this guy just makes me puke... luckily not on them...)
"meh someone else"

(tries duel... wow the giant sailor dong keeps getting in the way of me climbing up to there shoulders, furious at my continued efforts they try to kick me... no wait it was just that dong again)
"well I like em big but not that big, at least not right now"

(tries FrozenIndignation... its cold and too much like the my old donkey maybe later....)

(tries FiregGrey dang it that there dang dog chased me away....)
"sigh, spits pomegranite seeds at the dog in annoyance"

(starts over to prowler_, nope too creepy for me... there is this weird aura... like I'll be cooked and eaten if I get any closer)
no offence...

(tries xalphax whoops slips on the floor, the mess got in my way, just what did I slip in?)
well that didn't work I gotta take shower, I am not licking whatever I slipped in off of myself

(tries chikaku-chan... furry muscular and of my pirate band... )
my boyfriend got jealous and told me I can't I'll listen this time

(huh 1234turtles you seem to be smaller than me so climbing you is kinda pointless...)
screeches in frustration

(goes over to Necron.... uh nevermind... you won't even notice me there... I have a feeling I'd suffocate in that fur of yours there is just so much of it...)
well that certainly put things in perspective...

After all of that I think I'll go back to my donkey for a bit
 
(goes over to Necron.... uh nevermind... you won't even notice me there... I have a feeling I'd suffocate in that fur of yours there is just so much of it...)
well that certainly put things in perspective...
I didn't even felt that, probably you just went through me, as I'm a Gengar.
 
my bad I saw big and possibly furry... didn't know you were a gengar...
@ brightneko almost the idea...
I am bi you know...monkeys are funky that way always playing around...

@1234turtles I try again but... I have to play keep away from your angry beak. I guess being told you are smaller than me made you mad... no fun there....I am roughly the same size as donkey....(or larger)... so stick out your arm and try not to peck me and maybe I'll go there....
 
Warning adult content...

Ah you think you can shut the monkey up by punching him? wellllllll......

takes the first punch and when the second comes uses the arm to fling myself at s4mid4re face. knocking your hat off, I latch on to your head and removed do to adult content... rub rub rub... you are frantically trying to get me off but I bite or scratch whatever body parts that get in the way of me doing my thing... in the end you stop trying and let me have my way... (I was pretty determined to get what I wanted)

your arms, hands and head are left a bloody mess...but I gave you a funky monkey tender hug afterwards.....I calmly grab your hat that was knocked off and try hand it back to you... I also try to hand you a hanky... which as you are still taking chances to attack me ... I leave near your feet.... (the rest of my pirate monkey squad is looking at you... I think they want some of that too...)
should I stop them?
 
oh yeah uh huh ultima party music for our gang action... go ahead get your grove on guys....


A large rowdy group of monkeys swarms over s4mid4re doing funky monkey things... they really love that ultima music spell you cast....
oh geez the things they are doing, hilarious....
but they don't seem to be hurting you....oh my a naked s4mid4re... unh
guys give the clothes back nobody....
okay... huh, well it looks like picked you clean...

A naked s4midre stands bewildered and cold...while his spell music gradually fades in the background...
 
oh yeah uh huh ultima party music for our gang action... go ahead get your grove on guys....


A large rowdy group of monkeys swarms over s4mid4re doing funky monkey things... they really love that ultima music spell you cast....
oh geez the things they are doing, hilarious....
but they don't seem to be hurting you....oh my a naked s4mid4re... unh
guys give the clothes back nobody....
okay... huh, well it looks like picked you clean...

A naked s4midre stands bewildered and cold...while his spell music gradually fades in the background...
Unfortunately, Ultima isn't a song. It is powerful enough to annihilate your monkeys and you.


:mellow:
 
I happen to disagree that was music I heard I did see some special effects.... We thought you were throwing us party... annihilated only in the sense that they are still hungover from partying....
but like hurt, not really...

Tries to climb frozen indignation again... bah that fluffy pirate coat got in the way....that and it smells weird... not the typical horse donkey smell. More like sweetness and magic. back to my donkey awaiting orders from the captain. I get bored so easily.
 
Rastsan you may ride me whenever you want~ *Eye twinkles sexualy*"
now to other matters.... *punches Paarish*
Im the captain, noone I SAID NOONE Mutinies.
*Throws Paarish to ground*
Now I shall spare your life, but next time you wont be so lucky.
*walks into quaters and lies in bed*
 

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