Teh Mass Effect is for porn!!?1!?

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http://news.filefront.com/gamers-strike-ba...ence-on-amazon/

people have begun spamming her books review on amazon. ha one person wrote "I've never read the book. And I don't know anything about it but it is bad for kids."

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Good stuff.
 
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Cooper Lawrence is to be commended for this candid and graphic exploration of her extensive sexual experience. From her early teenage years working at "Uncle Sherman's Bestiality Ranch" in Las Cruces, to her latest exploits as a media prostitute for Fox News, with many hilarious and vividly described chapters in between, Ms. Lawrence is never afraid to "bare it all."

The "goat slapping" chapter was particularly good.

I think the included pornographic DVD and "spank rag" were nice touches. The rag is a bit small, but not enough to keep this book from getting five stars and a place on my bookshelf next to my well-worn copies of Hustler.

If you love graphic sex, you'll love this book.


"20 of 28 people found this review helpful"
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Lawrence sort of apologized.
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...Ms. Lawrence said that since the controversy over her remarks erupted she had watched someone play the game for about two and a half hours. "I recognize that I misspoke," she said. "I really regret saying that, and now that I've seen the game and seen the sex scenes it's kind of a joke.

"Before the show I had asked somebody about what they had heard, and they had said it's like pornography," she added. "But it's not like pornography. I've seen episodes of 'Lost' that are more sexually explicit."
Source: Kotaku: EA vs Fox: Lawrence Recants Mass Effect Judgement

I doubt Fox will apologize anytime soon though. They will continue on with their usual ignorance in regards to the video games industry.

Also, Amazon has removed more of the reviews. They're down to 21.
 
Lawrence sort of apologized.
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...Ms. Lawrence said that since the controversy over her remarks erupted she had watched someone play the game for about two and a half hours. "I recognize that I misspoke," she said. "I really regret saying that, and now that I've seen the game and seen the sex scenes it's kind of a joke.

"Before the show I had asked somebody about what they had heard, and they had said it's like pornography," she added. "But it's not like pornography. I've seen episodes of 'Lost' that are more sexually explicit."
Source: Kotaku: EA vs Fox: Lawrence Recants Mass Effect Judgement

I doubt Fox will apologize anytime soon though. They will continue on with their usual ignorance in regards to the video games industry.

Also, Amazon has removed more of the reviews. They're down to 21.
I bet ya she just did that because she didn't want her ratings to get even worse
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Hmm, it seems the troll was successful.

It didn't stop there.

I stopped watching half way, because I couldn't stand that woman yelling "rape" throughout the entire (first half of the) clip. Yet another witch hunter barking at shadows. And being extremely irritating at that. It seems that the only debating technique she knows is interrupting people.

[sarcasm] If you play a male character, women are treated as objects. If you play as a female, you're having an ego trip from controlling her; again, treating women as objects". And if a woman plays Mass Effect... oh, who am I kidding, women don't play games. [/sarcasm]

"Desensitizing" is the battle cry of the "research-be-damned", who claim that violence in games will encourage violence in real life. Somehow, the fact that children can't tell the difference between a game and real life is entirely irrelevant. Somehow, to them, violent games/movies are a problem much bigger than, you know, bad parenting leading to children not being able to distinguish reality from fiction. Or, I don't know, parents letting television and games be their children's babysitter and only education.


Funny that girl who so morally defend a virginity of players have a makeup like a whore (is she really that saint or she just want to earn fame on the wave of that bullshit). God that movie was so load of crap, I mean eaven when I was a kid I had better things than some games to see naked boobs
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, this is so shitty load of shit that Im gonna be sick. I wonder why they didnt mentioned fable the lost chapters, you can have sex there too with your own whife (oh noes a whife what a sin),it is only a black screen with voices but if they are holy banning of satan-spawn-games then ban them all :
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As for the things that that lady said about mulitple wifes in that game. That game is not a simulation of catholic religion and in some world religions there are multiple whifes, so I dont know where is the deal.
 
Meanwhile, the original article (by Kevin "Sitting Bullshit" McCullough) is gone from the site. I guess it attracted too much (unwanted) attention to the fact that the rest of his articles were a slanderous pile of lies and ignorance as well. I guess they thought it best to just pretend it never happened.


In other news, Fox responded to EA Games, saying that EA Games should consult more experts on the matter. Apparently, EA Games themselves don't know enough about Mass Effect to claim that Fox were wrong.

I wonder if these are the kind of "experts" Fox representatives have in mind:

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I love how they keep using these so called "professional" research results to support their claims. So a highly regarded university determined no children can tell the difference between games and real life?

Honestly, sometimes I wonder if it's a good idea to say in public that I'm a university graduate.

Oh, and how about that one woman complaining about how incredibly difficult it is now to be a parent. "I actually have to turn the box around to look at the rating!! It's so difficult, I just don't know how to keep up."
 

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