Sushi

[nryn99]

i overslept... i messaged you earlier, but you're offline...

 

[Paarish]

i overslept... i messaged you earlier, but you're offline...

excuses... excuses...

 

[nryn99]

haha, i'll treat you to something you like so you won't be angry anymore...

 

[Paarish]

haha, i'll treat you to something you like so you won't be angry anymore...

y'know someone reading this would probably get the wrong idea

hi everyone!

 

[nryn99]

haha, i'll treat you to something you like so you won't be angry anymore...

y'know someone reading this would probably get the wrong idea

hi everyone!

hmm... i'll get serious....

it really depends upon the kind of person reading this, if he/she is a pervert, then this will sound dirty... also it depends on how well they know me and who i'm talking to.

there was a joke i heard once:

student(right hand in his pocket): teacher, what do you think i'm holding? it's brown, long, stiff and a bit pinkish on the tip.
teacher: john you pervert!! it better be not what i'm thinking

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student: sorry, it's a pencil. but it shows that you're thinking.

 

[Paarish]

hmm... i'll get serious....

it really depends upon the kind of person reading this, if he/she is a pervert, then this will sound dirty... also it depends on how well they know me and who i'm talking to.

there was a joke i heard once:

student(right hand in his pocket): teacher, what do you think i'm holding? it's brown, long, stiff and a bit pinkish on the tip.
teacher: john you pervert!! it better be not what i'm thinking

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student: sorry, it's a pencil. but it shows that you're thinking.

The human mind is a dirty place.

I present you with this image:

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People who are sexually active will see a woman and man in a very

position.
However anyone who isn't will initially see nine dolphins

 

[nryn99]

People who are sexually active will see a woman and man in a very

position.
However anyone who isn't will initially see nine dolphins

LIES!!

wait... it's not a bad thing to be active...

 

[The Catboy]

if i had a catboy i'd name him Lucario

I can be your Lucario

i'm still disappointed that you changed species.

 

[Deleted User]

if i had a catboy i'd name him Lucario

I can be your Lucario

i'm still disappointed that you changed species.

Lucario is teh sexy!

 

[Paarish]

if i had a catboy i'd name him Lucario

I can be your Lucario

i'm still disappointed that you changed species.

Lucario is teh sexy!

no

Catboys FTW!!!!

 

[Sausage Head]

sausage

 

[The Catboy]

if i had a catboy i'd name him Lucario

I can be your Lucario

i'm still disappointed that you changed species.

Lucario is teh sexy!

no

Catboys FTW!!!!

 

[Paarish]

@Catboy

Just remember
This is what you should be:

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and this is what you've become

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frankly son, i am disappoint

 

[sonicsmash2]

Sausage + sushi = Sushage?

 

[nryn99]

Sausage + sushi = Sushage?

nope.
Sausage + sushi = more food.

 

[Paarish]

you guys are making me really sick of sausages

 

[sonicsmash2]

you guys are making me love sausages even more

Fix'd

 

[Paarish]

you guys are making me love sausages even more

Fix'd

I suppose it depends on whether these are metaphorical sausages or pork ones

 

[sonicsmash2]

you guys are making me love sausages even more

Fix'd

I suppose it depends on whether these are metaphorical sausages or pork ones

 

[Deleted User]

you guys are making me love sausages even more

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I suppose it depends on whether these are metaphorical sausages or pork ones

WOW! This man's got a HUGE sausage!

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