Story Time!!

[zeromac]

Lol im Bored....

Lets play a game, lets make a story!! every person adds one sentence to the story each post lol (told u im bored)
You can also NOT make the story stop somehow..lol
THE NEW SENTENCE ALSO HAS TO MAKE SENSE TO EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE STORY
lol hope this catches on:

There once was a old man who lived in a volcano, somewhere in gbatemp.

So you guys have to continue the story one sentence per post at a time.
HAVE FUN

 

[W.I.C.K.E.D.]

That was a ninja for 30 years until he decided to retire from his occupation.

 

[zeromac]

During His time as a ninja he slaughtered many residents of GBAtemp which included:

 

[NE3R]

darksun

 

[DarkSunDS]

drwrir

 

[zeromac]

and Jdbye >;D

 

[NE3R]

also spammy

 

[Santee]

But right before he would kill you he would tell you that he's from Nintendo and here to take for your sins against them and that you burn for your... piracy.

 

[zeromac]

he somehow takes something outta his butt, turns out its a wii ( how irnonic)
and beats the crap outta them

 

[Santee]

But after the new stylus came out for the ds lite he would use those as knives and cut the message why the hell do you register on gbatemp and stay after reading this thread.

 

[NE3R]

it was found out that was made to be small for that particular reason

 

[zeromac]

anyways.. he moved on to slaughter many more people, after his rampage which killed:

 

[Cablephish]

Sonicslasher, Antoligy, sllide, and DJplace.

 

[NeSchn]

Then he went to Volcano Pizza House and ate some calzones.

 

[zeromac]

He then examines his calzone, pizza filling, cheese, tomato, spagetthi OMG I WANT ONE

 

[NeSchn]

After that he goes on a joy ride with his samurai sword to slaughter some more GBATemp members.

 

[Luigi F Mario]

-Luigi F Mario

 

[zeromac]

he slaughted many which included Luigi F mario

 

[zeromac]

after he finishes he gets in his car

 

[tinymonkeyt]

:/
It's not like we've never seen these before...
btw, you do know this is EOF material right?