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@Lostbhoy one for you.
A Man City fan finds an old lamp.
He rubs it and out comes a Genie who says
"You have 3 wishes"
City fan says "Give me a million pounds"
Genie says
"Granted what would you like for your second wish
The city fans reply with
"I want a 5 bedroom house."
Genie says "granted"
Before the Genie can say anything else the city fan says
"Oh and for my third wish I want to live forever"
The Genie said "I can't grant that wish"
The City fan then says "
"Ok I want to live until Man Utd next win the league"
The Genie says "You crafty Bastard"
A Man City fan finds an old lamp.
He rubs it and out comes a Genie who says
"You have 3 wishes"
City fan says "Give me a million pounds"
Genie says
"Granted what would you like for your second wish
The city fans reply with
"I want a 5 bedroom house."
Genie says "granted"
Before the Genie can say anything else the city fan says
"Oh and for my third wish I want to live forever"
The Genie said "I can't grant that wish"
The City fan then says "
"Ok I want to live until Man Utd next win the league"
The Genie says "You crafty Bastard"
Would the Championship count?@Lostbhoy one for you.
A Man City fan finds an old lamp.
He rubs it and out comes a Genie who says
"You have 3 wishes"
City fan says "Give me a million pounds"
Genie says
"Granted what would you like for your second wish
The city fans reply with
"I want a 5 bedroom house."
Genie says "granted"
Before the Genie can say anything else the city fan says
"Oh and for my third wish I want to live forever"
The Genie said "I can't grant that wish"
The City fan then says "
"Ok I want to live until Man Utd next win the league"
The Genie says "You crafty Bastard"
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1: I can't sleep. Let's talk.
2: talk about what?
1: I don't know, whatever you want.
2: lend me a bit of money
1: - - - (no reply)
2: you fell asleep so fast?
2: talk about what?
1: I don't know, whatever you want.
2: lend me a bit of money
1: - - - (no reply)
2: you fell asleep so fast?
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