post here funny pictures

[Veho]

"Not now, cat, I'm on duty."

Penis joke.


The graceful whippet.

The owner:

 

[Gahars]

I just started reading Nedroid. It's good, if a little too... relatable.

"...Hello to you, too."

"Life. Is. Amazing!"

2alpha4u

Well, hey, give 'em points for honesty.

Spoiler

 

[Terminator02]

 

[Deleted-236924]

 

[Veho]

LEEEEROOOOOY.....

A previous attempt:

"You. Cut it out."

Sleepy duckling.

Halp. Halp.

Graceful.



Apache revolver.

 

[nukeboy95]

?

where can i buy one of thoses?

 

[Wizerzak]

Apache revolver.

"Better back off, I have a knife"
"Bring it"
"Just a sec, it's in the wrong mode... Damn these things are fiddly, mind giving me a hand?"

 

[nukeboy95]

"Better back off, I have a knife"
"Bring it"
"Just a sec, it's in the wrong mode... Damn these things are fiddly, mind giving me a hand?"

one problem with it YOU do not bring a knife to a gun fight

 

[the_randomizer]

 

[Veho]

I fucking love cocaine!

Nom nom nom.

 

[the_randomizer]

I fucking love cocaine!

Nom nom nom.

Nothing beats a happy fox

 

[Veho]

This is how a lock and key work.

"Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, sorry, a moment please, sorry, excuse me..."

"Play fetch, tiny human?"

Ducky.

OMG WTF IS THIS

Overwhelmed by duckies.


Overwhelmed by balls.

 

[Wizerzak]

There's a glitch in the matrix:

(this is actually carved like this)

 

[Veho]

"Why are you watching me take a bath?"

And the first patch of snow is all like "laaame, I did it before it was cool."

"He's onto us! Abort! Abort! Disperse!"

Ozzy the weasel.


And now, the anus-clenching NOPE.

Spoiler

Because fuck logic, amirite.

When I tell you "when you open the box it pops out and pokes you in the eye" and waggle my eyebrows suggestively, you don't expect it to be pussy.


Because fuck that bait you left there, that pink thing is way more interesting.

 

[Flame]

 

[nryn99]

lol is that real? i would never go melee against something that could move fast.

 

[Veho]

Some compulsions transcend species.

Puppies demand brains.

Zombie a-pup-calypse. Pup-ocalypse?

Warning. This is a screamer gif. After a while a ghost pops up.

 

[Veho]

And now, puppy gifs.


Watch this to the tune of Yakkety Sax.

That last one is like "which way did he go?"


Man's best friend.

And a dog to fetch it OH GOD THAT WAS HORRIBLE, I AM SO SORRY,
THE SHAME
I'll see myself out.


Wut? Wut? Huh?
Wut? Wut?
Huh? WTF? Baroo?

Huuuuuh?

 

[Deleted_171835]

Dolphins...or a couple having sex?

 

[Gahars]

*snip*

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE DOLPHINS?