I finally got it! After spending a afternoon browsing imgur comments, I finally understand the joke. Now that I know it, I feel really ashamed of myself that I didn't get it.
And it shows!
THIS MEAL IS SO UNFINISHED, EA TRIED TO PUBLISH IT!
THIS BEEF IS SO RAW, IT'S EATING THE SALAD!
THESE MUSHROOMS ARE SO RAW, ONE OF THEM JUST TOLD ME THE PRINCESS WAS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
THIS SOUP IS TOO DRY !
YOU FUCKING DONKEY !