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[JuanMena]

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Personally, I'd be too tempted by that "X" on the wall...

You ever had a pee stream so hard that you have to walk back the bowl to get it in?
I think I could do that distance if I'm in the right mood.

 

[Noctosphere]

You ever had a pee stream so hard that you have to walk back the bowl to get it in?
I think I could do that distance if I'm in the right mood.

...juan is hard when sitting on a fake santaclauss?

 

[impeeza]

With a kunai?

you are so cute nocto!!

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[Veho]

 

[SylverReZ]

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[CoolMe]

 

[redunka]

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By the way: that thing with witches "riding" broomsticks originally might have meant something slightly different than what is usually depicted nowadays.
Article in point: https://www.livescience.com/40828-why-witches-ride-broomsticks.html
The more you know.

 

[impeeza]

Found @JuanMena on the dark net:

 

[Veho]

They are all wrong, of course. Since butter is traditionally stored in a "butter bell", the correct term for a unit of butter is a bellend

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

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Me as a castaway spelling with leaves: ugh, which font do I choose? Comic sans gives that freehand, urgent feel, but people hate it. Times New Roman commands attention, but the crabs keep stealing the serifs... hmmm...

 

[hippy dave]

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[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]