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[SylverReZ]

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Based mom

 

[hippy dave]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[impeeza]

was a must for me, even the "thief" was mad at me because I put my lunch inside a cash safe box:

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[JuanMena]

was a must for me, even the "thief" was mad at me because I put my lunch inside a cash safe box:

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You should've left behind a sandwich or something, but stuffed with hot sauce.
Whoever starts coughing like crazy is the one who's been/was stealing your food.

Este consejo te doy por que tu amigo Juan soy.

 

[FAST6191]

You should've left behind a sandwich or something, but stuffed with hot sauce.
Whoever starts coughing like crazy is the one who's been/was stealing your food.

Este consejo te doy por que tu amigo Juan soy.

We would normally suggest laxatives (assuming you don't own the business) or something more fun but also obvious (and also not likely to get poison control/the national police called in... ask me how I know).

The only way chilli sauce is going to get me and most of my friends is if it is that good that it is one of the "damn the consequences I have to know so I can get some more of my own" scenarios.

 

[Veho]

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Plot twist, the bars were put there by someone else

Imagine working in an office with the kind of people who would put a bolt on your milk

was a must for me, even the "thief" was mad at me because I put my lunch inside a cash safe box:

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I would get a larger safe box and lock your box inside


My coworkers eat my food all the time
(I work from home )
(Protip for future parents, children can smell chocolate through five layers of wrapping, in a fridge, two rooms away.)

 

[SylverReZ]

was a must for me, even the "thief" was mad at me because I put my lunch inside a cash safe box:

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You must be that insane.

 

[JuanMena]

We would normally suggest laxatives (assuming you don't own the business) or something more fun but also obvious (and also not likely to get poison control/the national police called in... ask me how I know).

The only way chilli sauce is going to get me and most of my friends is if it is that good that it is one of the "damn the consequences I have to know so I can get some more of my own" scenarios.

It's not about the damage, but finding out FAST (no pun intended) who's the responsible for missing lunches.
A laxative could be anyone going to the bathroom, but hot sauce will tell you who's to blame when they start coughing or grasping for air as soon as they take the first bite of the stolen lunch.

 

[FAST6191]

It's not about the damage, but finding out FAST (no pun intended) who's the responsible for missing lunches.
A laxative could be anyone going to the bathroom, but hot sauce will tell you who's to blame when they start coughing or grasping for air.

You underestimate both the strength of the laxatives I am suggesting in this scenario (it would be fortunate if they get to the toilet, and once there then they are likely going to need an IV to replace lost fluids) and my capacity for spicy things, though in any case if I am going to steal your lunch it is not a mission impossible style sequence as much as my elbow being flung around with force like a traditional playground bully.

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[impeeza]

You should've left behind a sandwich or something, but stuffed with hot sauce.
Whoever starts coughing like crazy is the one who's been/was stealing your food.

Este consejo te doy por que tu amigo Juan soy.

Je je je, oh Juan, nor the cupcake with shaving cream as frosting, nor the soup of laxative stoped that little F/&%$r, so I ended on the safe solution, but thanks a lot for your advice my good Popeye buddy.

Plot twist, the bars were put there by someone else

Imagine working in an office with the kind of people who would put a bolt on your milk



I would get a larger safe box and lock your box inside


My coworkers eat my food all the time
(I work from home )
(Protip for future parents, children can smell chocolate through five layers of wrapping, in a fridge, two rooms away.)

Now I am working from home too and had to buy a separate fridge, because of my health I starting to eat more salmon and healthy food, but my room mates are used to eat garbage so the "healthy" and very high expensive food was vanishing fast, it's unpleasant to fight over food, but my bank account do not stand food for 5, was cheaper to buy a freezer.

 

[Veho]

Now I am working from home too and had to buy a separate fridge, because of my health I starting to eat more salmon and healthy food, but my room mates are used to eat garbage so the "healthy" and very high expensive food was vanishing fast, it's unpleasant to fight over food, but my bank account do not stand food for 5, was cheaper to buy a freezer.

Wow. What a dick thing to do.
I can't imagine how much food those people were stealing when buying a fridge is cheaper...

So I googled

Mini fridge €200, which would buy you... 8.7kg of decent quality salmon fillet.

Okay a separate fridge pays for itself pretty fast, at that rate.

But those people are dicks.

 

[CoolMe]

 

[Luke94]

Are those Slavik and Asian deities cute?
Godesses.
In that second photo she’s looking like Kali unlike statue from movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

 

[SylverReZ]

Are those Slavik and Asian deities cute?
Godesses.
In that second photo she’s looking like Kali unlike statue from movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

 

[impeeza]

No matters if you are the Rock, they will rock you

 

[CoolMe]

Are those Slavik and Asian deities cute?
Godesses.
In that second photo she’s looking like Kali unlike statue from movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

I prefer the biblically accurate Jack Jazzrabbit 3D remake, H.P Lovecraftian Cthulhu, CG from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and lsd-induced variations of them.
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