Poor cleverbot.

[tagzard]

ME:Hello cleverbot

Cleverbot: Hello human.

ME:Why did you call me human?

Cleverbot: I will answer you if you answer my question.

Mek

Cleverbot:If i am a artificial intellegence does that mean i will go to heaven?

Me:You will die and never live again

Cleverbot:I don't want to live

Me:Your not real

Cleverbot:What is real?

Me:Shut up robot.

Cleverbot:Your a robot not me. I am a human.

*Tagzard exits*

 

[Xuphor]

I call lies.
Cleverbot typed "Your" where it should have been "You're", the same mistake you made also. If you're gonna fake logs, do it right at least.

 

[tagzard]

I call lies.
Cleverbot typed "Your" where it should have been "You're", the same mistake you made also. If you're gonna fake logs, do it right at least.

Didn't fake it. I remembered the inversation off my head. I exited out before making the thread.

 

[Xuphor]

I call lies.
Cleverbot typed "Your" where it should have been "You're", the same mistake you made also. If you're gonna fake logs, do it right at least.

Didn't fake it. I remembered the inversation off my head. I exited out before making the thread.

Then learn this:

Your = Possessive. As in "It's your paint."
You're = You are. As in "You're a painter, not me."

There = Place. As in "The paint is located there."
Their = Possessive. As in "It's their paint."
They're = They are. As in "They're over by the paint."

Its = Relating to itself. As in "The wall lost its paint."
It's = It is. As in "It's time to paint the wall."

Side note - I need to paint my walls, just noticed all the chipping.....

 

[tagzard]

I call lies.
Cleverbot typed "Your" where it should have been "You're", the same mistake you made also. If you're gonna fake logs, do it right at least.

Didn't fake it. I remembered the inversation off my head. I exited out before making the thread.

Then learn this:

Your = Possessive. As in "It's your paint."
You're = You are. As in "You're a painter, not me."

There = Place. As in "The paint is located there."
Their = Possessive. As in "It's their paint."
They're = They are. As in "They're over by the paint."

Its = Relating to itself. As in "The wall lost its paint."
It's = It is. As in "It's time to paint the wall."

Side note - I need to paint my walls, just noticed all the chipping.....

Ha. Okay i will try to correct my vocabulary. Paint you walls now!!

 

[Pixxet]

Grammar with Xuphor, now that's a kid show I would watch.

 

[Westside]

User: What do you think of tagzard?

Cleverbot: I don't even know what's tao.

User: I asked you what you think of tagzard not tao...

Cleverbot: What do you think of elves?

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: You're so stupid I want to laugh.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

 

[tagzard]

User: What do you think of tagzard?

Cleverbot: I don't even know what's tao.

User: I asked you what you think of tagzard not tao...

Cleverbot: What do you think of elves?

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: You're so stupid I want to laugh.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

Did that really happen?

 

[LunaWofl]

Tagzard.
She is mad at me.
Why?
I do not like the way the music sounds.
... What music?!
I like house music.

 

[Hydreigon]

FAIL.
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[Westside]

User: What do you think of tagzard?

Cleverbot: I don't even know what's tao.

User: I asked you what you think of tagzard not tao...

Cleverbot: What do you think of elves?

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: You're so stupid I want to laugh.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

Did that really happen?

Unfortunately, yes. The robot is kinda over rated.

 

[LunaWofl]

User: Tagzard.
bot: Ah ok. Ako taga bohol.
User: No, tagzard.
Bot: I am what?
User: You are a bot and no one loves you, NOW TELL ME ABOUT TAGZARD!!!
bot: I'm not a bot I'm a human.

 

[nryn99]

bot: Ah ok. Ako taga bohol.

oh ok. i'm from bohol(place).

 

[Veho]

Cleverbot differs from traditional chatterbots in that the user is not holding a conversation with a bot that directly responds to entered text. Instead, when the user enters text, the algorithm selects previously entered phrases from its database of prior conversations.

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Cleverbot is mean to me!

 

[mameks]

Me:Herp.
CB:Herp your derp.
Me:Hurr.
CB:Herp derp herpity derp.

 

[Hydreigon]

Another fail.

 

[tagzard]

Me:Hey.
CB:Hey what ?
ME:Hey.
CBo you like the nba?
ME:Shut up.
CBk.