Poor cleverbot.

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by tagzard, Aug 29, 2011.

  1. tagzard
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    tagzard Tagzard the Crazy Dinosaur with Wings.

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    ME:Hello cleverbot

    Cleverbot: Hello human.

    ME:Why did you call me human?

    Cleverbot: I will answer you if you answer my question.

    Me:Ok

    Cleverbot:If i am a artificial intellegence does that mean i will go to heaven?

    Me:You will die and never live again

    Cleverbot:I don't want to live

    Me:Your not real

    Cleverbot:What is real?

    Me:Shut up robot.

    Cleverbot:Your a robot not me. I am a human.

    *Tagzard exits*
     
  2. Xuphor

    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    I call lies.
    Cleverbot typed "Your" where it should have been "You're", the same mistake you made also. If you're gonna fake logs, do it right at least.
     
  3. tagzard
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    tagzard Tagzard the Crazy Dinosaur with Wings.

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    Didn't fake it. I remembered the inversation off my head. I exited out before making the thread.
     
  4. Xuphor

    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Then learn this:

    Your = Possessive. As in "It's your paint."
    You're = You are. As in "You're a painter, not me."

    There = Place. As in "The paint is located there."
    Their = Possessive. As in "It's their paint."
    They're = They are. As in "They're over by the paint."

    Its = Relating to itself. As in "The wall lost its paint."
    It's = It is. As in "It's time to paint the wall."

    Side note - I need to paint my walls, just noticed all the chipping.....
     
  5. tagzard
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    tagzard Tagzard the Crazy Dinosaur with Wings.

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    Ha. Okay i will try to correct my vocabulary. Paint you walls now!!
     
  6. Pixxet

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    Grammar with Xuphor, now that's a kid show I would watch.
     
  7. Westside

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    User: What do you think of tagzard?

    Cleverbot: I don't even know what's tao.

    User: I asked you what you think of tagzard not tao...

    Cleverbot: What do you think of elves?

    User: You are stupid.

    Cleverbot: I think not.

    User: You're so stupid I want to laugh.

    Cleverbot: *laughs*.
     
  8. tagzard
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    tagzard Tagzard the Crazy Dinosaur with Wings.

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    Did that really happen?
     
  9. FrozenIndignation

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    Tagzard.
    She is mad at me.
    Why?
    I do not like the way the music sounds.
    ... What music?!
    I like house music.
     
  10. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    THE MOOOOOOOON!
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    FAIL.
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  11. Westside

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    Unfortunately, yes. The robot is kinda over rated.
     
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    User: Tagzard.
    bot: Ah ok. Ako taga bohol.
    User: No, tagzard.
    Bot: I am what?
    User: You are a bot and no one loves you, NOW TELL ME ABOUT TAGZARD!!!
    bot: I'm not a bot I'm a human.
     
  13. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    oh ok. i'm from bohol(place).
     
  14. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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  15. ShinyJellicent12

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    Cleverbot is mean to me!
     
  16. shlong

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    Me:Herp.
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    Me:Hurr.
    CB:Herp derp herpity derp.
     
  17. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    THE MOOOOOOOON!
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    Another fail.
     
  18. tagzard
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    tagzard Tagzard the Crazy Dinosaur with Wings.

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    Me:Hey.
    CB:Hey what ?
    ME:Hey.
    CB:Do you like the nba?
    ME:Shut up.
    CB:Ok.