Pizza is healthy

[K3Nv4]

I get tomatos chicken and pineapple in every bite, therefore pizza is healthy.

 

[hippy dave]

Not if you cram the whole thing up your butt

 

[K3Nv4]

Not if you cram the whole thing up your butt

You're doing it wrong haven't you seen American Pie?

 

[tech3475]

Not if you cram the whole thing up your butt

Same could be said for carrots though.

 

[hippy dave]

You're doing it wrong haven't you seen American Pie?

Yeah but having sex with an apple pie doesn't make cramming a whole pizza up your butt any healthier, and you shouldn't trust any politicians who tell you it does

 

[K3Nv4]

Yeah but having sex with an apple pie doesn't make cramming a whole pizza up your butt any healthier, and you shouldn't trust any politicians who tell you it does

That's where you play with fire always believe people that have a better life than you.

 

[hippy dave]

That's where you play with fire always believe people that have a better life than you.

Similarly, always believe people who have a higher level than you on gbatemp

 

[K3Nv4]

Similarly, always believe people who have a higher level than you on gbatemp

That's when my life starts to get worse.

 

[MPRTwice]

I get tomatos chicken and pineapple in every bite, therefore pizza is healthy.

Pizza is very healthy for me.

I eat an average of three a day. If I do not eat any food for a day, I lose over five pounds due to my metabolism, and right now my belly is thinner than my ribs after eating a full cake, etc. due to my training.

Most have no idea that exercise, not the types of food in a diet, have the most impact on weight and fitness.

I've seen gold medalists eat supersized mcdonald's meals twice a day and still require more food just to maintain their paper-thin form, otherwise they risk starvation. Ours train even harder than the three thousand calories burned per hour routine that the gold medalists use.

Even fiction has to rely on the Truth to even partially exist:

 

[x65943]

Pizza is very healthy for me.

I eat an average of three a day. If I do not eat any food for a day, I lose over five pounds due to my metabolism, and right now my belly is thinner than my ribs after eating a full cake, etc. due to my training.

Most have no idea that exercise, not the types of food in a diet, have the most impact on weight and fitness.

I've seen gold medalists eat supersized mcdonald's meals twice a day and still require more food just to maintain their paper-thin form, otherwise they risk starvation. Ours train even harder than the three thousand calories burned per hour routine that the gold medalists use.

Even fiction has to rely on the Truth to even partially exist:

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Sir, you expect us to believe you eat 17,000-18,000 calories a day?

If you ate 9x as much as the average joe, I guess you would never leave the bathroom??

 

[MPRTwice]

Sir, you expect us to believe you eat 17,000-18,000 calories a day?

If you ate 9x as much as the average joe, I guess you would never leave the bathroom??

Most food digests very quickly, so I only step outside of the room about twice a day at work.

And my calorie amount is usually higher than that, this part was full today of these, but I ate about half of them due to loads of other meals:

And I took my food trash out two days ago, so about a full trash can of stuff per day from all the food, like the full cake:

So about 350 grams of protein a day. I don't need the restroom often because I burn through food the way an F-22 can burn through fuel: very quickly. No need to send to the drain what is consumed as though it were set ablaze.

Some of my favorites, bought two stacks about three days ago:

The epsom salt soaks purge any mercury and speed up the recovery rate at the gym; that's why I can work out for five hours in a row every day and not be sore at all in the morning the day after:

 

[K3Nv4]

Most food digests very quickly, so I only step outside of the room about twice a day at work.

And my calorie amount is usually higher than that, this part was full today of these, but I ate about half of them due to loads of other meals:

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And I took my food trash out two days ago, so about a full trash can of stuff per day from all the food, like the full cake:

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So about 350 grams of protein a day. I don't need the restroom often because I burn through food the way an F-22 can burn through fuel: very quickly. No need to send to the drain what is consumed as though it were set ablaze.

Even I find this excessive

 

[MPRTwice]

Even I find this excessive

It's what I do to keep myself from being too angry with my job: I see and report lot of physical child abuse at work, and bullying, etc. And far worse than that. To keep myself right in the head from that stuff, I vent, a lot, by using my fierce anger to train extremely hard: superior to road rage, being a sociopath, or drug addict.

The other thing I do is tell a lot of jokes; that helps me too.

I'm a big fan of turning lemons into lemonade, and my life has many lemons.

 

[K3Nv4]

It's what I do to keep me from being too angry with my job: I see a lot of child abuse at work, and bullying, etc. And far worse than that. To keep myself right in the head from that stuff, I vent, a lot, by using my fierce anger to train extremely hard: superior to road rage, being a sociopath, or drug addict.

I'm a big fan of turning lemons into lemonade, and my life has many lemons.

Just say you're getting into sumo wrestling.

 

[MPRTwice]

Just say you're getting into sumo wrestling.

I currently weigh 204 lbs at 6 ft 1 inch.

I even went to the gym for 49 hours in a 24 hour facility and worked out nonstop.

I'm a very angry person.

I used to wish to not be so angry, but I believe there is a reason that I am. So, I use that anger to train hard, and I need a lot of food.

It stinks for my grocery bills though.

Sorry if I seem so constantly super angry. Not quite sure what caused it, but ever since, my metabolism has skyrocketed. I enjoy three large pizzas a day.

 

[AncientBoi]

All you guys are WONG as usual. is only healthy when you put On It. js

 

[Nakamichi]

Most food digests very quickly, so I only step outside of the room about twice a day at work.

And my calorie amount is usually higher than that, this part was full today of these, but I ate about half of them due to loads of other meals:

View attachment 549243

And I took my food trash out two days ago, so about a full trash can of stuff per day from all the food, like the full cake:

View attachment 549244

So about 350 grams of protein a day. I don't need the restroom often because I burn through food the way an F-22 can burn through fuel: very quickly. No need to send to the drain what is consumed as though it were set ablaze.

Some of my favorites, bought two stacks about three days ago:

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The epsom salt soaks purge any mercury and speed up the recovery rate at the gym; that's why I can work out for five hours in a row every day and not be sore at all in the morning the day after:

View attachment 549246

No Slippers, No Socks, No Service

 

[MPRTwice]

No Slippers, No Socks, No Service

Doggone it, I need to bring my boots when I go to the store, as my shoes are all worn out.

And I'm suddenly hungry for pizza again.

 

[AncientBoi]

No Slippers, No Socks, No Service

OK Ok. [puts on my Nylons, an high-heels but NOTHING else on]

 

[Nakamichi]

Doggone it, I need to bring my boots when I go to the store, as my shoes are all worn out.

And I'm suddenly hungry for pizza again.

YES SIR