Pentagon threatens the Vatican

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/...hreatened-to-overthrow-the-papacy/ar-AA20rzHH

Elbridge Colby, a man best known for being named after cheese, summoned Pope Leo's ambassador Cardinal Christophe to the pentagon for a threatening lecture.
“America has the military power to do whatever it wants in the world,” Colby and his associates informed the cardinal. “The Catholic Church had better take its side.”


As the room temperature grew, Hale said he confirmed that one U.S. official “reached for a fourteenth-century weapon and invoked the Avignon Papacy, the period when the French Crown used military force to bend the bishop of Rome to its will.”

Pope Leo has chosen not to capitulate to the cheeseman's threats.
“The Holy See has not, since that day, given an inch.”
 
You're sure that's not an april fools joke article? It's farfetched, but just the kind of "not absurd enough to be downright dismissed for this administration".


anyhow...having never heard of the Avignon Papacy, I turned to wikipedia. Quoted:
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The Avignon Papacy (Occitan: Papat d'Avinhon; French: Papauté d'Avignon) was the period from 1309 to 1376 during which seven successive popes resided in Avignon (at the time within the Kingdom of Arles, part of the Holy Roman Empire, now part of France) rather than in Rome.[1] The situation arose from the conflict between the papacy and the French crown, culminating in the death of Pope Boniface VIII after his arrest and maltreatment by agents of Philip IV of France. Following the subsequent death of Pope Benedict XI, Philip pressured a deadlocked conclave to elect the archbishop of Bordeaux as Pope Clement V in 1305. Clement refused to move to Rome, and in 1309 he moved his court to the papal enclave at Avignon, where it remained for the next 67 years. This absence from Rome is sometimes referred to as the "Babylonian captivity" of the papacy[2][3] (cf. Italian cattività avignonese, i.e. "Avignonese captivity").
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So...if that's correct, it's neither a "weapon" nor "invocation", but a straight up threat. It's just a way of saying "co-operate or we'll kill the pope and put our own pope in his place".

I think I voiced my opinion on the US version of the catholic church a few times (short version: it's a cult that uses the Jesus name brand, church buildings and perhaps some symbology but otherwise has nothing to do with Christianity...to the point where they call Jesus's teachings "woke"). I always thought those two religions would just...co-exist awkwardly together, just like pretty much all religions. But if this article somehow isn't a morbid april fool's joke, then they're sinking further in the "total nuts" category.
 
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What an odd thing to do. To what end?

To have another mouthpiece to spew lies that a war is a good thing? They have enough of those, and they are failing miserably.

To spread lies that it's a good thing to follow the pedophile-rapist-in-chief? Only the worst of the worst still believe that. They aren't getting new people to join on that front.

It's just so....pointless...
 

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