oxygen causes autism

[CoolMe]

I breathed oxygen as a child and now I have autism, also all autistic people & ones on the spectrum are/were oxygen breathers too so it must be true.

also, cockroaches are raped to make milk. Look it up.

 

[Veho]

Correlation does not imply autisation

 

[CoolMe]

Correlation does not imply autisation

sounds like you got it worse than most us.. will pray for you my brotha!

 

[MPRTwice]

I breathed oxygen as a child and now I have autism, also all autistic people & ones on the spectrum are/were oxygen breathers too so it must be true.

Oh my gosh this portion of the statement is correct! No wonder I have viral or bacterial infections sometimes instead of being dead. I heard that dihydrogen oxide can cause bacteria to grow too! Should we make a petition to remove all oxygen and dihydrogen oxide from the world? I know Telsa was trying but what about the others?

Just like the plot of halo: if you remove the food source, the plague stops. Simple, right?

 

[CoolMe]

Oh my gosh this portion of the statement is correct! No wonder I have viral or bacterial infections sometimes instead of being dead. I heard that dihydrogen oxide can cause bacteria to grow too! Should we make a petition to remove all oxygen and dihydrogen oxide from the world? I know Telsa was trying but what about the others?

yes, even if we have to remove it out of existence with our bare fists!

 

[MPRTwice]

yes, even if we have to remove it out of existence with our bare fists!

But fists are linked to violence! Shouldn't having hands be banned? I heard they were once used to design Metroid: Other M! How could you allow hands to be legal after that and Sonic 06 were released in public?

Hear me out: if we were able to use a time machine to go back in time, we could illegalize the use of hands; lootboxes would never exist! How about it?