OMG LIEK KH RITE!!1!1!

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May 31, 2009

OMG LIEK KH RITE!!1!1! by TrolleyDave at 3:05 AM (3,040 Views / 0 Likes) 43 replies

  1. TrolleyDave
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    They knew it was out soon and started to gather.​
    "Kingdom Hearts, soooooon...."​

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    Then they heard it was dumped but not released.​
    "I can has dump nao riet, pl0x."​

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    The mods try to keep the situation under control.​
    "It's been dumped but there's protection, when it's cracked it'll be scene released."​
    "If everybody could just stay calm and not kill the servers with their F5 key."​

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    The fans can't wait, an innocent delivery driver is attacked.​


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    The attack fails but they remember Narin says he has the rom and return to the temp.​
    "IRC INVIET NAO PL0X, WEE MUST HAV DA KH ROM."​

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    The mods do their best...​
    "There's still no scene release, now step away from the temp."​

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    It's all too much for one fan, he knows it's there but he can't have it.​


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    "Butt u has it, I wants it nao..."​

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    "We told you, there's no scene release yet - now just calm the fuck down."​

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    The scene release happens and the onslaught begins.​
    "OMG LIEK KH ITZ OWT. R0M LINKZ AND FIX NAO PL0X."​

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    The mods run, fearful for their lives and the temps bandwidth​
    "Run for it, we can find safety on Toni's shelf."​

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    The mods do their best to fight them off...​


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    but it's no good, the temp is over run.​


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    Some of the regulars are trapped in the onslaught...​


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    Then the fans remember they can't read Japanese.​
    "BUTT ITZ IN JAPAKNEEZ, I WANTZ TR4NSL4SHUN NAO!"​

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    Noity fears for his life, aleady bitten by a fan...​
    "Run psyco run, there's too many of them..."​

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    ...but it's too late, psyco is caught by the fans.​
    "GIV US UR TEWLS NAO!"​

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    Toni does his best to help psyco, but a price is paid, he returns​
    from a translation thread with his hair flattened and covered in blood.​


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    The mods look on, wondering how long the madness will last...​
     


  2. zeromac

    Member zeromac Finally reached 1000 posts EXACTLY

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    i Guess me and Mrfatso, just powered the onslaught lol
     
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    The onslaught had already begun when you started your posts.
     
  4. Brian117

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    Perfect way to describe the release.

    +1 Internet point(s)/boob(s) for Dave.
     
  5. TrolleyDave
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    Cheers Bri, I shall put that boob to good use. [​IMG]
     
  6. Brian117

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    Hell, I'll make it +358/2 boobs [​IMG].
     
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    That's an awful lot of boobs, I may have to give some to Hadrian to hold on to.
     
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    But wait! Hadrian's boobs were already included in the 358/2. So that can't work out!
     
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    Wait what? You're trying to give me man-boobs? Well that's just not on good sir, I was expectng first class boobs as a prize and istead got an actual booby prize.
     
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    You do know Hadrian got an implants last week, right?

    Do those still count as first-class? If not, then I'll throw in some dildos to satisfy your pleasure. 100% Money back guarantee if it doesn't.

    And sorry for hijacking your thread. Mods can delete my posts after Dave reads them first. [​IMG]
     
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    pure epic win, you win one internet!
     
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    Don't you mean 358/2 internets?
     
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    epic =D
     
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    damn, trolly. I fucking lol'd. [​IMG]
    Best EOF topic in a while.

    I give you 9001 internetz [​IMG]
     
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    What the fuck? A legit EoF topic that is funny, witty & true?

    9000 real 38GG boobs to TrolleyDave.
     
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    Oh shit:

    They killed/infected all the mods, I'm alone [​IMG]
     
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    Be afraid, be very afraid! I've already spotted a couple of new threads, they know you're all alone.
     
  18. Toni Plutonij

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    I killed many of them, but they keep coming back.. [​IMG]

    Now I'm spending time on this thread, laughing, and putting my guard down! (what if they jump me?!)
     
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    It's unstoppable Toni mate! It's like somebody opened the stupid gate and let all the people in here! [​IMG]
     
  20. Toni Plutonij

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    Well, looks like I managed to slow them down a bit! [​IMG]
     

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