[NSFW] gift a user a massage toy!

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  1. migles
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    sorry ComeTurismO :C i just killed your beautifull stove thread

    MODERATORS: if this is abusive and gets far, don't ban me :( just delete the thread and SEND ME A PM in case you do, so i know this crossed the gray area.

    for reference:
    http://gbatemp.net/threads/gift-the-stove-thread.384679/#post-5409469

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    as asked by TotalInsanity4
    (insanity is something that spreads)

    gift the user above a personal massage toy (sex toy)!!!



    RULES: USE SPOILERS!!! (to keep the pictures caged and a last line of NSFW security)
    NO PICTURES OF PEOPLE USING THEM ON THEMSELVES\OTHER PEOPLE OR ANIMALS!
    (i will permit if you share a video on how to make scramble eggs using a toy, or how to replace your blender machine with a "ramble pack")
    NO NAKED PEOPLE ALLOWED (like a girl showing off their toy(this is to fill the hole on the previous rule))
    NO DISGUSTING STUFF (like a toy that shows evidence of being used >:C )
    TRY TO KEEP IT FUNNY AND ORIGINAL! (notice i said try, not obligatory, not everyone can be funny)

    FAIL TO KEEP THE FORUM RULES (or the ones i just said) AND I WILL PERSONALLY ASK A MODERATOR TO DEAL BY USUAL MEANS
     
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  2. TotalInsanity4

    TotalInsanity4 GBAtemp Supreme Overlord

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    "Use with caution"
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  3. ComeTurismO

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  4. VinsCool

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    I don't like this, so I give it away to the next poster.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  5. TotalInsanity4

    TotalInsanity4 GBAtemp Supreme Overlord

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    This is how to write a spoiler:
    Code:
    [spoiler=title of spoiler]whatever the heck you want[/spoiler]
     
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    I wrote
    quote Instead of spoiler.
     
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  7. migles
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    i am disapointed for the lack of interest on this thread :C

    its only fare that i am the first one to shoot fire :D

    i will offer VinsCool this one:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  8. TotalInsanity4

    TotalInsanity4 GBAtemp Supreme Overlord

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    Damn it migles I wanted to do that one :angry:
    I guess I'll just have to one-up you
     
  9. migles
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    legitimate question. how to use the top one? i don't know where one uses it or how...
     
  10. ComeTurismO

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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MY THREAD KZ BETR
     
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    Can't say from experience, but I believe the top one is a male toy
     
  12. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Ladies and gentlemen (but mainly ladies) I present to you a wonder of modern electrical wizardry;
    A freestanding electrical massager designed for the effective treatment of hysteria, and named for my hometown.

    I give you,
    The Chattanooga

    By the way, if you haven't yet seen Hysteria, you need to.
     
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  13. migles
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    another thing with no instructions booklet >:C i have no idea what is that!
     
  14. Vulpes Abnocto

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    If you have to ask then you're too young to know :vul2:
     
  15. TotalInsanity4

    TotalInsanity4 GBAtemp Supreme Overlord

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    I think I understand, but what the heck is the box at the end of the jointed lever in the bottom half for?? Adjusting height??
     
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