[NSFW] gift a user a massage toy!

[migles]

sorry ComeTurismO :C i just killed your beautifull stove thread

MODERATORS: if this is abusive and gets far, don't ban me just delete the thread and SEND ME A PM in case you do, so i know this crossed the gray area.

for reference:
http://gbatemp.net/threads/gift-the-stove-thread.384679/#post-5409469

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as asked by TotalInsanity4
(insanity is something that spreads)

gift the user above a personal massage toy (sex toy)!!!



RULES: USE SPOILERS!!! (to keep the pictures caged and a last line of NSFW security)
NO PICTURES OF PEOPLE USING THEM ON THEMSELVES\OTHER PEOPLE OR ANIMALS!
(i will permit if you share a video on how to make scramble eggs using a toy, or how to replace your blender machine with a "ramble pack")
NO NAKED PEOPLE ALLOWED (like a girl showing off their toy(this is to fill the hole on the previous rule))
NO DISGUSTING STUFF (like a toy that shows evidence of being used >:C )
TRY TO KEEP IT FUNNY AND ORIGINAL! (notice i said try, not obligatory, not everyone can be funny)

FAIL TO KEEP THE FORUM RULES (or the ones i just said) AND I WILL PERSONALLY ASK A MODERATOR TO DEAL BY USUAL MEANS

 

[TotalInsanity4]

"Use with caution"

Spoiler

 

[ComeTurismO]

 

[VinsCool]

I don't like this, so I give it away to the next poster.

Spoiler

 

[TotalInsanity4]

I don't like this, so I give it away to the next poster.

This is how to write a spoiler:

[spoiler=title of spoiler]whatever the heck you want[/spoiler]

 

[VinsCool]

This is how to write a spoiler:

[spoiler=title of spoiler]whatever the heck you want[/spoiler]

I wrote

by accident, my bad

quote Instead of spoiler.

 

[migles]

i am disapointed for the lack of interest on this thread :C

its only fare that i am the first one to shoot fire

i will offer VinsCool this one:

Spoiler

 

[TotalInsanity4]

i am disapointed for the lack of interest on this thread :C

its only fare that i am the first one to shoot fire

i will offer VinsCool this one:

Spoiler

Damn it migles I wanted to do that one

Spoiler: I guess I'll just have to one-up you

 

[migles]

TotalInsanity4
legitimate question. how to use the top one? i don't know where one uses it or how...

 

[ComeTurismO]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MY THREAD KZ BETR

 

[TotalInsanity4]

TotalInsanity4
legitimate question. how to use the top one? i don't know where one uses it or how...

Can't say from experience, but I believe the top one is a male toy

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Ladies and gentlemen (but mainly ladies) I present to you a wonder of modern electrical wizardry;
A freestanding electrical massager designed for the effective treatment of hysteria, and named for my hometown.

I give you,

Spoiler: The Chattanooga

By the way, if you haven't yet seen Hysteria, you need to.

 

[migles]

Ladies and gentlemen (but mainly ladies) I present to you a wonder of modern electrical wizardry;
A freestanding electrical massager designed for the effective treatment of hysteria, and named for my hometown.

I give you,

Spoiler: The Chattanooga

By the way, if you haven't yet seen Hysteria, you need to.

another thing with no instructions booklet >:C i have no idea what is that!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

If you have to ask then you're too young to know

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Ladies and gentlemen (but mainly ladies) I present to you a wonder of modern electrical wizardry;
A freestanding electrical massager designed for the effective treatment of hysteria, and named for my hometown.

I give you,

Spoiler: The Chattanooga

By the way, if you haven't yet seen Hysteria, you need to.

I think I understand, but what the heck is the box at the end of the jointed lever in the bottom half for?? Adjusting height??