New Lara Croft

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Aug 12, 2008

New Lara Croft by bosscolor at 11:20 PM (2,797 Views / 0 Likes) 10 replies

  1. bosscolor
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    With Tomb Raider: Underworld on the horizon, it's time to roll-over that lease into a newer model for series heroine Lara Croft. Meet 23-year-old Alison Carroll, a professional display gymnast from the Croydon area of London, England, who has performed in front of Prince Charles himself. Miss Carroll beat out hundreds of applicants for the role of Lara Croft, the new position allowing her to quit her day job as a receptionist. She's now undergoing a rigorous daily training schedule to make sure she is ready to pose next to red-faced fans, far too nervous to notice what seems to be a scar on her left knee or the well-placed mole, not that I was paying attention.

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    How nice. Honestly though, the best Lara Croft I've seen is the one I saw in an issue of Computer & Video Games. It was some random girl from GameStation (a game shop) or something that had been asked to pose for Lara Croft. My was she fit...

    Anyway, the game looks pretty decent as well.
     
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    Whatever happened to that one when the Tomb Raider games were first out?

    I read the article on GSpot, and they had "professional gymnast" in quotes (and stated that there was no proof of her ever competing in such an event, blah blah).

    "Professional gymnast" = pole dancer?

    Edit: Whoops. Professional should be Champion there.
     
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    You can see how skilled she is to open her legs ! The view is explicit
     
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    nice choice [​IMG]

    (yes indeed, pic is explicit)
     
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    Tan lines are bad.
     
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    Yes. Can't... stop... staring... at... it.
     
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    She has big boobs for a gymnast

    Here is an exclusive pic :

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    My GOD is she hot.... Nice ass and tits too. She can raid my tomb any day [​IMG]

    EDIT: REAL nice tits...
     
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    So you want a lady to "raid" your "tomb"?

    Homosexual innuendo aside bikini wax FTW [​IMG]
     

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