NeSchn

[TrolleyDave]

The cameraman position is always open to you my good man, although after that admission of todger size I think your career would be better advanced in front of the camera. I'd *ahem* We'd make a fortune. You just need to sign this contract that gives me 100% royalties and we can get your career underway.

 

[Brian117]

Why in the fine print does it say, "I, TrolleyDave hereby acknowledge all sales for myself and promise not to share it with Hadrian and his wife."???

It doesn't say my name ANYWHERE in the contract.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Why in the fine print does it say, "I, TrolleyDave hereby acknowledge all sales for myself and promise not to share it with Hadrian and his wife."???

It doesn't say my name ANYWHERE in the contract.

Damn you and your literacy. You weren't supposed to be read, you were just supposed to look at my incredibly trustworthy face and sign it. Now I'm gonna have to roofee you.

 

[Brian117]

Why in the fine print does it say, "I, TrolleyDave hereby acknowledge all sales for myself and promise not to share it with Hadrian and his wife."???

It doesn't say my name ANYWHERE in the contract.

Damn you and your literacy. You weren't supposed to be read, you were just supposed to look at my incredibly trustworthy face and sign it. Now I'm gonna have to roofee you.

I'll sign it when I see my name in Arial printed in every paragraph showing that I get 69% (

) of the profit.

 

[Veho]

It doesn't say my name ANYWHERE in the contract.

Sure it does, right after "I," and before "sound of mind, and of my own free will, do bequeath to Dave, Trolly, the power of attorney, in any and all my affairs". And then again right after "signed", right above that dotted line.

 

[Brian117]

It doesn't say my name ANYWHERE in the contract.

Sure it does, right after "I," and before "sound of mind, and of my own free will, do bequeath to Dave, Trolly, the power of attorney, in any and all my affairs". And then again right after "signed", right above that dotted line.

...I AM CONTACTING AUTORITIES ON YOU DAVE.

Infringing my signature. Fucking cunt assbag.

 

[Veho]

Everything according to plan, muahahahahaha. Dance, my puppets, dance!

 

[Brian117]

I just called the cops. They ask me if there was a basement and I said no. They said it's easier to catch him then. So I'm in luck.

YEAH, THE BRITISH HOUSES WITHOUT BASEMENTS COME IN HANDY NOW BITCH.

 

[TrolleyDave]

It doesn't say my name ANYWHERE in the contract.

Sure it does, right after "I," and before "sound of mind, and of my own free will, do bequeath to Dave, Trolly, the power of attorney, in any and all my affairs". And then again right after "signed", right above that dotted line.

...I AM CONTACTING AUTORITIES ON YOU DAVE.

Infringing my signature. Fucking cunt assbag.

Look you fucking pantywaste if you speak to me like that again I'll show everyone that video of you fucking an apple pie while high on ecstacy.

 

[NeSchn]

Ban the American member NeSchn please moderators.

NO!!!! NOT ANTONPONG!

QUOTE(p1ngpong @ Aug 3 2009, 11:13 PM) Ban the American member NeSchn please moderators.

+1, Neschn sold my soul to Santa.

Yup

and I would have gotten away with it if it were for you meddling kids.

 

[Brian117]

It doesn't say my name ANYWHERE in the contract.

Sure it does, right after "I," and before "sound of mind, and of my own free will, do bequeath to Dave, Trolly, the power of attorney, in any and all my affairs". And then again right after "signed", right above that dotted line.

...I AM CONTACTING AUTORITIES ON YOU DAVE.

Infringing my signature. Fucking cunt assbag.

Look you fucking pantywaste if you speak to me like that again I'll show everyone that video of you fucking an apple pie while high on ecstacy.

Excuuuuse me Princess. But I think most people have seen American Pie.

Bagass.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Excuuuuse me Princess. But I think most people have seen American Pie.

Bagass.

Listen here you thrush filled vagina, don't try and change the subject, we both know that video I've got of you was made yeeeears before American Pie came out. I've also got those pics of the cannoli incident, you know the ones you sent in to "Cream Filled Monthly".

 

[NeSchn]

Excuuuuse me Princess. But I think most people have seen American Pie.

Bagass.

Mah Boi, I hasn't seen American Pie at all.

 

[Brian117]

Excuuuuse me Princess. But I think most people have seen American Pie.

Bagass.

Listen here you thrush filled vagina, don't try and change the subject, we both know that video I've got of you was made yeeeears before American Pie came out. I've also got those pics of the cannoli incident, you know the ones you sent in to "Cream Filled Monthly".

, Those were pretty good movies, eh? The way that I stuck it insi-.

Erm. I have a deal...I will film your pr0n FOR FREE, if you promise to dispose of those tapes behind Hadrians house. So then I can take pictures and say Hadrian did it.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Excuuuuse me Princess. But I think most people have seen American Pie.

Bagass.

Mah Boi, I hasn't seen American Pie at all.

You should see it, well the unrated version anyway. There's loads of annoying cheesy cliche bits in it but in-between them there's some geious comedy. And there's the pie shagging bit based off Brians "home video".

 

[Brian117]

I try

.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Excuuuuse me Princess. But I think most people have seen American Pie.

Bagass.

Listen here you thrush filled vagina, don't try and change the subject, we both know that video I've got of you was made yeeeears before American Pie came out. I've also got those pics of the cannoli incident, you know the ones you sent in to "Cream Filled Monthly".

, Those were pretty good movies, eh? The way that I stuck it insi-.

Erm. I have a deal...I will film your pr0n FOR FREE, if you promise to dispose of those tapes behind Hadrians house. So then I can take pictures and say Hadrian did it.

You could always use some kind of video photshopping skills to put Hadrians head on there. Then I'd have two people I could blackmail and earn a weekly wage from hide their sordid past for.

 

[Domination]

This fails as a thread about NeSchn. But wins as a EoF thread.

NeSchn want some Black Metal Pig?

 

[NeSchn]

You should see it, well the unrated version anyway. There's loads of annoying cheesy cliche bits in it but in-between them there's some geious comedy. And there's the pie shagging bit based off Brians "home video".
Ohhhh, I'm down for watching that

QUOTE(Domination @ Aug 4 2009, 12:36 AM) This fails as a thread about NeSchn. But wins as a EoF thread.

NeSchn want some Black Metal Pig?

Yeah, it definitely does fail as a NeSchn thread, but does pwn as an EOF thread.

Did you find the doppelganger yet? I'm still searching!

 

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