My Putin Rap

[tinymonkeyt]

So for my AP Comparative Gov class, we had to change the lyrics to a Christmas song to anything we've learned in the past quarter (about Russia). For my group, I did Jingle Bells, but then I put a twist at the end where I rapped. Just wanted to share with you guys about what I rapped about haha.

For those that don't know, Putin the the current Prime Minister of Russia. And for some reason, he thinks he's very...good-looking and likes to go around half-naked...

Yo, listen up, Imma tell you the truth
Putin's out of his league because he's out of his youth
He think he's so cool, taking off his shirt
But really he's just making our poor eyes hurt
Make no mistake, he's not a hottie
Especially not with that saggy old body
When all the Russian ladies drool at his six pack
They seem to forget...He also has a nice rackkk

 

[astrangeone]

So for my AP Comparative Gov class, we had to change the lyrics to a Christmas song to anything we've learned in the past quarter (about Russia). For my group, I did Jingle Bells, but then I put a twist at the end where I rapped. Just wanted to share with you guys about what I rapped about haha.

For those that don't know, Putin the the current Prime Minister of Russia. And for some reason, he thinks he's very...good-looking and likes to go around half-naked...

Yo, listen up, Imma tell you the truth
Putin's out of his league because he's out of his youth
He think he's so cool, taking off his shirt
But really he's just making our poor eyes hurt
Make no mistake, he's not a hottie
Especially not with that saggy old body
When all the Russian ladies drool at his six pack
They seem to forget...He also has a nice rackkk

Ugh. Thanks for that image. This lesbian now wants to claw her eyes out!

Yes, he does have the beginnings of an A cup there. I really don't know what he's thinking with that PR shot. Possibly hoping to tell the rest of Russia that he's an everyday man, a commoner? Dunno what his intentions are.

*Edit: I think he's fly fishing - judging from the cork on the handle of his fishing rod. Makes me want to get my fishing stuff out from home.

 

[Hop2089]

Maybe you can catch him in a drunken state and steal his hat, like the guy in Pawn Stars did with the police officer when he was in Russia.

 

[Veho]

Possibly hoping to tell the rest of Russia that he's an everyday man, a commoner? Dunno what his intentions are.

A commoner, only slightly better looking and overall slightly better than the actual commoners. A sort of a "people's hero" type of deal. This is the "before" pic, mind you, not the official one. The official one is quite photoshopped.

 

[Veho]

Put'n.