Mr Brightside

[BobTheJoeBob]

Like the title says, I'm Mr Brightside.

So have you had a bad day today, fail to see the brightside of things, Mr Brightside can help you!
Just tell me anything bad that's happened to you and I'll find the brightside to it (please explain in detail)

 

[Deleted_171835]

This should be in the EoF.

Anyways, my girlfriend dumped me. My Wii broke. My DSi was stolen and I was bullied at school!

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

Your girlfriend dumping you was most likely meant to be, there are plenty of fish in the sea you just have to be patient. as for your Wii breaking, at least you learned a lesson in using your Wii in a correct manner and your DSI being stolen will give you more time to reflect on yourself and give you time to just think and for your bullying, at least you have a taste of real life and that everything won't come to you easy and you have to fight for it.

 

[Dangy]

I drank three glasses of Fabuloso.

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

I drank three glasses of Fabuloso.

At least you learned a valuable lesson not to drink washing up liquid. (at least that's what i think it is)

 

[Dangy]

I drank three glasses of Fabuloso.

At least you learned a valuable lesson not to drink washing up liquid. (at least that's what i think it is)

Yeah, it doesn't matter that I'll be dead in a few hours or anything.

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

I drank three glasses of Fabuloso.

At least you learned a valuable lesson not to drink washing up liquid. (at least that's what i think it is)

Yeah, it doesn't matter that I'll be dead in a few hours or anything.

At least you'll finally know what's on the other side.

 

[xangelinax]

I passed Oracle

 

[Dangy]

I drank three glasses of Fabuloso.

At least you learned a valuable lesson not to drink washing up liquid. (at least that's what i think it is)

Yeah, it doesn't matter that I'll be dead in a few hours or anything.

At least you'll finally know what's on the other side.

What if there is no other side?

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

I drank three glasses of Fabuloso.

At least you learned a valuable lesson not to drink washing up liquid. (at least that's what i think it is)

Yeah, it doesn't matter that I'll be dead in a few hours or anything.

At least you'll finally know what's on the other side.

What if there is no other side?

Then at least you can finally be sure that there is no after life and feel more or less content.

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

Then at least you can finally be sure that there is no after life and feel more or less content.

What if there is no feeling after death?

.

Well if there's no feeling that means no pain which = peace.

 

[xangelinax]

How does anyone know that they are dead?

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

How does anyone know that they are dead?

When you see the big bright light you'll know your dead.

 

[xangelinax]

How does anyone know that they are dead?

When you see the big bright light you'll know your dead.

What if there is no light?

 

[Danny600kill]

How does anyone know that they are dead?

When you see the big bright light you'll know your dead.

What if there is no light?

Then flick the switch or open your eyes

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

How does anyone know that they are dead?

When you see the big bright light you'll know your dead.

What if there is no light?

It's scientifically proven that you'll see a bright light when you die, well I'm gonna hit the hey now keep on posting and I'll be back.

 

[yikkyon]

I saw my friend go to a mental institute...
Now I have no one to talk to

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

I saw my friend go to a mental institute...
Now I have no one to talk to

At least you have the good feeling inside that your friend is going to a place where he'll be safe, and you have all the world to talk to, in fact your talking to me right now.

 

[haflore]

I found a thread that could single-handedly make the EoF funny again, but it's in General Off-Topic Chat.

 

[Brian117]

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside