Merry Tempmas 2019

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Merry Tempmas/Christmas from all the staff at GBAtemp. Hope you all get or get to do something nice.
 
Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas here at the 'Temp! :grog::toot:

Hope you all get drunk and be merry on this fine day and if I can ask you to spare a thought for those who can't enjoy this time of year... If you know anyone who is maybe alone, reach out if you can.
 
'Twas the night before Tempmas, when all through the site
Not a Wii was stirring, not even the white;
The stockings were hung by the news feed with care,
In hopes that Tempy Claus soon would be there;

The members were nestled all snug with PCs,
While visions of softmods filled their daydreams;
And admins carefully cleaning the trash,
Hoping to forgo the dreaded BANNED sash,

When out on the forum there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my seat to see what was the matter.
Off to the computer I flew like a flash,
Only to be met by a sitewide crash.

The 404 sign sank my heart below,
Any hopes of an update as far as I know,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a quick refresh and Tempmas was here,

With a little message, so short and sweet,
Hark the annual holiday treat,
And so begins the final wait,
Waiting for Tempy Claus to step up to the plate.

To my ears I heard the beautiful sound,
A brand new notification I'd found,
With a longing just the slightest obscene;
"Could today, also, be June 15?"

Tempy is here, hip-hip hooray!
So glad to see him here today!
Coming with updates and holiday cheer,
And SHA-256 codes so there's nothing to fear,

Said Tempy Claus as he passed out the files,
"'Tis once a year I can bring such smiles,"
But I heard him cry out, as he flew out of sight,
HAPPY TEMPMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!
 

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