Make a baseless rumor about last poster

[Sumea]

This may be old thing to some of you - new thing to others.

Anyway, let me introduce you all to:
Make a baseless rumor about last poster

The rules are simple, you tell a rumor kind of thing about The last poster, I.e:
"The last poster is in fact a dead horse from future come here to save us from kittens"

The other part is even more simple:
NO HOMOFOBIC, RACIST OR OTHERWISE DEEPLY INSULTING COMMENTS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE! (i mean, we DO in some mind mildly insult each other here, in friendly manner of course)

So - For being the first poster of said thread, FIRE AWAY!

 

[MegaAce™]

JereTHEend is posting threads in the wrong sections.

I think it would be better in EoF, but I think theres already a similar thread.

 

[Theraima]

The last poster lives in a closet with his laptop making sigs.

 

[Raika]

Theraima loves drinking gumball soup.

 

[Sumea]

Raika does not know how to play a GITAH!

 

[Jax]

JereTHEend collects toenail clippings in a jar.

 

[helpme]

give nintendo our passwords after getting threatened with a law suit to save his own skin

 

[agentgamma]

helpme is a TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL!!

 

[Deleted-171178]

Agent gamma is actually only in beta testing.

 

[Thoob]

The "7730" in beegee7730 stands for their age.

 

[agentgamma]

Thoob isn't really a fat cat.... BUT A DOG

 

[Raika]

agentgamma has magenta colored eyes.

 

[Thoob]

Raika is a green blob.

 

[Raika]

Thoob has a head the shape of a hammer.

 

[Sumea]

Raika is actually posting from the other edge of forum, and entering our edge through parallels not explainable to mere man.

 

[Deleted-171178]

JereTHEend is from poland.

 

[Sumea]

beegee is from estonia

 

[Demonbart]

JereTHEend has been doing everyone's mom.

 

[Raika]

Demonbart likes putting explosives in his pants.

 

[p1ngpong]

Raika stalks my movements and steals my underwear from my washing line.