Please don't take this the wrong way... why does everyone play Sport games on a console instead of outside? to me it makes no sense
Let me count the ways...
1. Prevent skin cancer (due to prolonged exposure to sunlight).
2. It's hot as fuck outside!
3. You can watch porn while you play.
4. You can eat while you play.
5. You can have a beer while you play.
6. You can watch the latest episode of On The Spot while you play.
7. You won't break any bones, or pull any ligaments.
8. It's more fun than actually getting brutalized.
9. What was the question?
10. You can play it on the hopper.
We clear now?
