Lilith is bad for you

[The Catboy]

Let’s get the facts straight, Lilith is bad for your health
1: Lilith will steal your underwear
2: Lilith is basically about as useful as a your average house cat
3: Lilith will most likely make you wear a dress
4 Lilith might make you question your gender/sexuality
5: Lilith will eat all the candy in your place
6: Lilith can’t eat meat
7: Lilith will use all of your bandwidth
8: Lilith will definitely get you an FBI watchlist
9: Lilith can’t drink milk, seriously bruh!
10: Lilith cries at the drop of a hat
11: Lilith already has a Human, so like you don’t even have to deal with all of that nonsense

 

[SAIYAN48]

So it's best to appease Lilith with various bribes to keep ourselves safe.

 

[The Catboy]

So it's best to appease Lilith with various bribes to keep ourselves safe.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

4 Lilith might make you question your gender/sexuality

I don’t need Lilith to do that

 

[slaphappygamer]

Cats love me.

 

[Alexander1970]

Lilith good:




Hehehe...

 

[BigOnYa]

1: Lilith will steal your underwear

That would make my profile pic a little embarrassing...

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Let’s get the facts straight, Lilith is bad for your health
1: Lilith will steal your underwear
2: Lilith is basically about as useful as a your average house cat
3: Lilith will most likely make you wear a dress
4 Lilith might make you question your gender/sexuality
5: Lilith will eat all the candy in your place
6: Lilith can’t eat meat
7: Lilith will use all of your bandwidth
8: Lilith will definitely get you an FBI watchlist
9: Lilith can’t drink milk, seriously bruh!
10: Lilith cries at the drop of a hat
11: Lilith already has a Human, so like you don’t even have to deal with all of that nonsense

Well then, time to wipe this world out of impurity

 

[Vineezy]

I dunno guys, Lilith sounds like an absolute rascal! I just... have a weird hunch. Trust me, guys.

 

[BigOnYa]

Yep. She sounds like everyone of my exes

 

[Deleted member 668561]

Well then, time to wipe this world out of impurityView attachment 243849

I don't think that's gonna work try this:

 

[The Catboy]

I don't think that's gonna work try this:

I will have you know that holy water doesn't work. The Church and I go way back on our dance.

 

[BigOnYa]

Looks like it's best to just fall to the dark side....Hail Liilith

 

[Mama Dizzys]

Let’s get the facts straight, Lilith is bad for your health
1: Lilith will steal your underwear
2: Lilith is basically about as useful as a your average house cat
3: Lilith will most likely make you wear a dress
4 Lilith might make you question your gender/sexuality
5: Lilith will eat all the candy in your place
6: Lilith can’t eat meat
7: Lilith will use all of your bandwidth
8: Lilith will definitely get you an FBI watchlist
9: Lilith can’t drink milk, seriously bruh!
10: Lilith cries at the drop of a hat
11: Lilith already has a Human, so like you don’t even have to deal with all of that nonsense

These all apply to me except for can’t eat meat
Are you a cat succubus?
Or am I a succubus cat?

 

[The Catboy]

These all apply to me except for can’t eat meat
Are you a cat succubus?
Or am I a succubus cat?

Sometimes a succubus, sometimes catgirl, sometimes a catboy, sometimes a nyan-binary, always a brat.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Sometimes a succubus, sometimes catgirl, sometimes a catboy, sometimes a nyan-binary, always a brat.

And I can always kill you, farewell bitch.

 

[The Catboy]

And I can always kill you, farewell bitch.
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Yeah, can't, won't die, just respawn.

 

[Deleted member 397813]

I don’t need Lilith to do that

i laugh at things because they are relatable to me...

heheh

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Yeah, can't, won't die, just respawn.
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To be fair he said “always” implying he’s going to kill you over and over again

 

[The Catboy]

To be fair he said “always” implying he’s going to kill you over and over again

He will neither be the first nor the last, but at the end of the day they all grow tired and simply grow more gay