KYT: TrolleyDave

[JPH]

TrolleyDave ...nuff said.

Please read the following in the quotes below:

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[titlerevious KYT Sessions]Talaria
Orc
Banger
Glacius0
Sc4rFac3d

Spoiler: Upcoming KYT Sessions

gizmo_gal
miruki
NeSchn
pkprostudio
alex
WB3000
Jax
Sonicslaher
Zamo
Vulpes Abnocto
superdude
charlieiscool12
Daois
NDStemp
NPmetron
dinofan01
mcjones92
Lubbo
Curley5959
Minox_IX
Just Joe
Toni Plutonij
tyuno123

 

[B-Blue]

1- What was your first console?
2- What was your first game?
3- Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony?
4- Wii, Xbox360, or PS3?
5- DS or PSP?
6- What is your all-time favorite game?
7- Who is your favorite character?
9000- *insert question here*

 

[Holaitsme]

Mind sparing some cutter?

What video game have you spent your most time on?

Most addicting video game you ever played?

How many years have you been coding?

How did you discover piracy?

Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up?

If you could describe yourself with one word what would it be?

 

[Galacta]

1) Do you like ugly DS's?

2) Last Game you played?

3) Last movie you watched?

4) Proud of being a GBAtemp Member?

5) Any attractive Tempers?

6)

or

?

7) Do you Care about the environment?

8) Proud of your country?

9) Scotland or Macbeth?

 

[SkankyYankee]

1. Fav Piece of Shovelware?
2. Fav cheesy horror movie?
3. If you could make a game about anything, what would it be about?
4. Sequel that you would most want to be made.
5. Can i borrow Tree-Fiddy?

 

[TrolleyDave]

1- What was your first console?
2- What was your first game?
3- Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony?
4- Wii, Xbox360, or PS3?
5- DS or PSP?
6- What is your all-time favorite game?
7- Who is your favorite character?
9000- *insert question here*

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Trolley!!

I'd like to ask something, but I mostly know about you

1.) How are you?
2.) Anything interesting happened lately?
3.) Do you hate me now when I'm spike/mohawk-less?!
4.) Have you ever listened to psychobilly?
5.) Is it true that psychobilly crew are uptight people full of themselves?!
6.) What is your favorite tattoo on me?!

 

[DarkRey]

woot woot

1.whats your real name?
2.why did you choose trolleydave as your user name?(i think i know it but not sure)
3.why did you choose that specific password for your user account?
4.will you be angry if i come to your house and ate all of your cookies + tea?
5.where do you get all those jokes from?
6.who do you think should be banned from Gbatemp?

 

[xalphax]

1) chocolate or vanilla?
2) left- or righthanded?
3) zune or ipod? (if you had to choose either one)
4) do you like linux?
5) do you like skiing?
6) do you think there is a meaning of life?
7) have a nice day!

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Aww.. new sessioN!

Hey... TrolleyDave,
Open Pandora or DSi?
Black, grey or white?
The game?
3.1415926535897932384 =?

 

[Hadrian]

1. Would you say that Activision are a shadow of their former selves?
2. If you tipped your keyboard upside down and knock the back of it, would a lot of crumbs fall out?
3. Chavs getting access to the internet...good or bad?

 

[p1ngpong]

1) How did you discover GBAtemp?

2) Would you ever consider being staff here?

3) Whats your favourite sub forum here?

4) Are you married/ have kids? (always wondered)

5) As a fellow insomniac any tips to help battle this horrible disease?

6) Whos your favourite actor/ actress?

7) On a scale of 1 to 10 how addicted are you to xbox 360?

8) Whats your favourite TV show?

 

[iPikachu]

Its already 2009, yet you aren't world leader. why?
Do yuu support Bob?(Or Rob)

 

[TrolleyDave]

Trolley!!

I'd like to ask something, but I mostly know about you

1.) How are you?
2.) Anything interesting happened lately?
3.) Do you hate me now when I'm spike/mohawk-less?!
4.) Have you ever listened to psychobilly?
5.) Is it true that psychobilly crew are uptight people full of themselves?!
6.) What is your favorite tattoo on me?!

1) I'm pretty good thanks!
2) Nah, it's been a boring old day. All I've really done is watch Psych and Monk and played some Bioshock.
3) You mean people can actually use the words Toni Plutonij and hate in the same sentence? I don't believe that's possible!
4) That's stuff like King Kurt and The Cramps isn't it? I've always like The Cramps but never really got into any of the other smilar bands.
5) Pretty much spot on!
6) The foot tattoo is awesome!

woot woot

1.whats your real name?
2.why did you choose trolleydave as your user name?(i think i know it but not sure)
3.why did you choose that specific password for your user account?
4.will you be angry if i come to your house and ate all of your cookies + tea?
5.where do you get all those jokes from?
6.who do you think should be banned from Gbatemp?

1) If I told you I'd have to kill you.
2) It's my real life nickname.
3) Because somebody had to.
4) I wouldn't be angry at all, after all you would have paid 23 pounds and 47 pence admission.
5) What jokes? I see no jokes.
6) I think George W Bush should be banned from GBAtemp.

1) chocolate or vanilla?
2) left- or righthanded?
3) zune or ipod? (if you had to choose either one)
4) do you like linux?
5) do you like skiing?
6) do you think there is a meaning of life?
7) have a nice day!

1) Vanilla.
2) Right-handed.
3) iPod, although I prefer just the standard generic mp3 players.
4) Nope, keep meaning to install it though.
5) Never been skiing.
6) There's no meaning to life, we exist. There's meaning to individual peoples lives though.
7) I bloody well will not, how dare you sir.

Aww.. new sessioN!

Hey... TrolleyDave,
1) Open Pandora or DSi?
2) Black, grey or white?
3) The game?
4) 3.1415926535897932384 =?

1) Open Pandora. If it had mainstream support it would be the next big handheld.
2) Grey.
3) It's the oldest living profession.
4) Not cake.

1. Would you say that Activision are a shadow of their former selves?
2. If you tipped your keyboard upside down and knock the back of it, would a lot of crumbs fall out?
3. Chavs getting access to the internet...good or bad?

1) I can't remember the last decent Activision game. They've been shit for a long time, they've become the modern US Gold. Ghostbusters looks pretty good though.
2) I just did it and yes.
3) Chavs getting access to anything except home lethal injection kits is bad.



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QUOTE(p1ngpong @ Jan 10 2009, 01:08 PM)

1) How did you discover GBAtemp?
2) Would you ever consider being staff here?
3) Whats your favourite sub forum here?
4) Are you married/ have kids? (always wondered)
5) As a fellow insomniac any tips to help battle this horrible disease?
6) Whos your favourite actor/ actress?
7) On a scale of 1 to 10 how addicted are you to xbox 360?
8) Whats your favourite TV show?

1) Somebody from the original R4 forums told me I should check it out and I've been here ever since.
2) I couldn't really add anything as a staff member except my boyish good looks.
3) At the mo' it's the blog section. Lots of varied posts and interesting reading from lots of different kinds of people. It used to be the EoF till the chimps took over, although now they've been cleared out it's becoming a great place again.
4) Nope, no kids and no wife. Came close to getting married once but it didn't work out.
5) Green leaf, it helps me sleep pretty well.
6) Way too many to name, I've got favourite actors/actresses in particular genres and that kind of thing. Some of my favourite actors are Malcolm McDowell, Ed Norton, Harvey Kietel, Donnie Yen, Christopher Walken, Gene Wilder and Sean Penn. Favourite actresses Meryl Streep, Jane Curtin, Carol Kane, Zhao Wei, Fairuza Balk and Eliza Dushku.

QUOTE(iPikachu @ Jan 10 2009, 01:43 PM)

1) Its already 2009, yet you aren't world leader. why?
2) Do yuu support Bob?(Or Rob)

1) The plans are in motion, I'm just waiting on the campaign posters to get back from the printers.
2) I supported him til he started acting like a five year old, no I just think he's a spoilt brat who needs a slapping.

 

[TrolleyDave]

7) On a scale of 1 to 10 how addicted are you to xbox 360?
8) Whats your favourite TV show?

Ooops just realized I forgot these two!

7) I'd say about a 9. Just got CoD:WaW so have been hammering through it, and I'm doing another run through of Bioshock.
8) All time favourite TV show is probably Married With Children, Sledge Hammer or Police Squad.

 

[Just Joe]

1. Fast zombies or slow zombies?

2. What is your definition of a chav? (photographical representations are permitted)

3. Is there such a thing as a King and Queen of chav? If so, do you have any nominations?

4. Ethical dilemma: A chav is burning to death in your living room, but is endangering your 360 with his reckless and thoughtless screaming and flailing about. Do you put the petrol can and matches down, so you can piss on him to put the fire out?

5. Once your campaign posters come back from the printers and you finally achieve the position of Supreme World Leader Above All Others, what would be the first three laws/decrees you would make/change?

 

[p1ngpong]

One more

1) What are your top five favourite films.

 

[jesuschristmonke]

1. Is the whole, "Look at me, interwebz, see I'm scary!" self-photo camera timer shots and sometimes also in word a form of artistic expression?

2. If so, can you do you do themed faces, such as Clint Eastwood or Dame Edna?

3. Paper or plastic?

 

[TrolleyDave]

1. Fast zombies or slow zombies?

2. What is your definition of a chav? (photographical representations are permitted)

3. Is there such a thing as a King and Queen of chav? If so, do you have any nominations?

4. Ethical dilemma: A chav is burning to death in your living room, but is endangering your 360 with his reckless and thoughtless screaming and flailing about. Do you put the petrol can and matches down, so you can piss on him to put the fire out?

5. Once your campaign posters come back from the printers and you finally achieve the position of Supreme World Leader Above All Others, what would be the first three laws/decrees you would make/change?

1) Both. Although fast zombies aren't really zombies, they're the living dead. Zombie implies brain dead and unthinking as well as slow movng and flesh eating.
2) Chavs are jackals in human form who suffer from terrible insecurity complexs brought on by years of being a victim to fads and fashions. They're the trendy wannabes in tacky fashion standing around sharing a Special Brew thinking they're the dogs bollocks because between the 12 of them they've shared a whole can and only feel pissed rather than hammered. Chavs are parasites sucking the oxygen that the more evolved need. Chavs are scum.
3) King Chav, don't really know, probably someone like Liam Gallagher, although the bloke from The Streets has been given the title a few times by people. Queen Chav, I want to say Amy Winehouse but she's just a chav through her actions, so I'd have to say someone like Jordan.
4) With the price of petrol these days I wouldn't waste that kind of dosh on a chav. It would have to be a good ol' fashioned free of charge leathering with my bare hands, and possibly my forehead and feet. Although to get back to the question, I wouldn't piss on him. I'd use a cattle prod and march him to the nearest old peoples home so he can keep the old dears warm and save them some money on heating. Plus he would then become the worlds first useful chav.
5) First I'd outlaw chavs/chavettes and put them to work on the roads and building new housing as well as a few other things. Then I'd outlaw stupidity and force the dumb to attend intensive 24 hour schooling until they were capable of at least using Lego. Then I'd redistribute the wealth from the "old money" rich to the rest of the world. Then I'd publicly flog George W Bush and broadcast it on the TrolleyDave Propoganda Network. Then I'd release all the governments secrets. And then I'd have a pizza.

One more

1) What are your top five favourite films.

Hmmm, how about top 10 in no particular order! Five's too hard to narrow down. A Clockwork Orange, High Anxiety, Watership Down, Once Upon A Time In China, Once Upon A Time In America, Opera, The Prophecy, The Exorcist, Caddyshack, The Evil Dead, Ginger Snaps, Fist Of Legend, Dogma, Night/Dawn/Day of the Dead, Last House On The Left, Toxic Avenger, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, Star Wars Trilogy, Goodfellas, Casino... erm ok, there's a little more than 10 there but I could probably list 100 movies when it comes to favourites!

QUOTE(jesuschristmonkeyballs @ Jan 10 2009, 07:35 PM)

1. Is the whole, "Look at me, interwebz, see I'm scary!" self-photo camera timer shots and sometimes also in word a form of artistic expression?

2. If so, can you do you do themed faces, such as Clint Eastwood or Dame Edna?

3. Paper or plastic?

1) Anything that captures any kind of emotion, or lack of, for the purpose of being gazed upon by other members of the human race could be seen as artistic expression.
2) Why not, it's worked for Jim Carrey.
3) Polystyrene.

 

[Just Joe]

4) With the price of petrol these days I wouldn't waste that kind of dosh on a chav. It would have to be a good ol' fashioned free of charge leathering with my bare hands, and possibly my forehead and feet. Although to get back to the question, I wouldn't piss on him. I'd use a cattle prod and march him to the nearest old peoples home so he can keep the old dears warm and save them some money on heating. Plus he would then become the worlds first useful chav.

Firstly, the price of petrol is the lowest it's been in ten years so I think it's worth splashing out for a special occasion. Also I didn't know you were so community minded, those grannies will at least be warm this winter, plus if it catches on, you TrolleyDave may have solved the energy crisis and lowered the crime rates at the same time.

6. Caddyshack is indeed a damn fine film, but Caddyshack 2? What the fuck was that? (If you can compose your answer in the form of a haiku I'll send you a Twix.)