Know Your Temps: Vulpes Abnocto

[Thanatos Telos]

Who cares if you post twice. It's KYT. Post as often as you come up with questions.
And HELL YES I've read that series, and absolutely loved it!

Crap, I found your Facvebook by accident, then.
Also, read that series as a ten year old, still loved it. Took me a whole night to finish one.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

So, Vulpes, when are you coming to Vegas so we can have our own version of The Hangover?
If this country ever went to hell in a handbasket, do you mind if me and mine come crash with you?
What song do you think you most relate with?
Would you rather have a real working Light Saber, or a Monkey Butler?
If you could watch one movie for the rest of your life, and never have the opportunity to watch anything else, what would it be?
Have you been playing any MMOs lately?
Most embarrassing moment in your life?

 

[calmwaters]

Oh, and how do you pronounce this name out loud?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Only a night? That's not bad at all.
I need to go back and re-read it.
Not hard to find me on facebook. Half of the time it's also not a big deal since it may be the account I no longer use.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

So, Vulpes, when are you coming to Vegas so we can have our own version of The Hangover? Sorry, Dude. I'm a lone wolf....fox...thing....
If this country ever went to hell in a handbasket, do you mind if me and mine come crash with you? If you can get here, then do it.
What song do you think you most relate with? I was recently asked what my theme song would be. Same question really. Vox Populi.
Would you rather have a real working Light Saber, or a Monkey Butler? Light saber, until I stab myself in the head with it.
If you could watch one movie for the rest of your life, and never have the opportunity to watch anything else, what would it be? Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Have you been playing any MMOs lately? You say that as though I've ever played an MMO.
Most embarrassing moment in your life? Whatever it was almost certainly involves whiskey. Fortunately I've probably forgotten it.

Oh, and how do you pronounce this name out loud?

VUL-pis Ub-NOK-toh

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Most embarrassing moment in your life?

Wait, I've got it, now.
About a year ago one of my sheep was pretty sick. And by sick, I mean he couldn't poop. At all. For days. This typically 250 lb ram bloated out to maybe 300 lbs. He was obviously in pain. We called lots of veterinarians and for some reason they were all convinced the problem was renal calculi. (bladder stones) There's only so many times I can check a sheep's penis without knowing what the hell to look for. "YEP! STILL A PENIS ALRIGHT!" but the bloating of his sides was pretty fucking obvious.
This wasn't the proudest moment of my life, but I waited for a time when the bosses were gone for the day, went out to him with a pair of gloves, a jar of vegetable oil, and a great big syringe.
As you might expect he wasn't all that happy when most of that jar of oil wound up inside him.
At least for a while, because he briefly became a rather amusing vegetable oil fountain as he struggled to stand up....
But the next day the swelling had decreased, he was feeling better, and against all the educated advice I'd gotten,
I had saved his life.

In the worst possible way.

 

[mthrnite]

If you get a minute could you look at my penis and tell me if it's still a penis?
It's grown batwings and keeps telling me to torch my neighbor's garage.
I have vegetable oil.

 

[gifi4]

One question:
More 'Perry Tales'?

 

[finkmac]

Do you drink?
Do you own a car?
Do you own 2 cars?
Do you own 24 cars?
How tall is an average Vulpes Abnocto?
Why are you Vulpes Abnocto? Why not Abnormal Vulpes?
How many gaems do you play?
What gaems are your favourite?
I am writing a test sentence.
Speaking of which, what is your favourite brand of eraser?
If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Do you like potatoes?
Egg freckles?
Do you know how to program?
Three frogs are on a log, if 2 of them jump off, how many french fries were cooked in the last 5 minutes by fast food chains?
Would you travel to space if you had the chance?
CatBoy is beating my CopyPasta question-wall, isn't he?
Lelelelele dae?
Do you like pie? (Yes/Yes)
How many gaem consloes do you own?
What is the best pizza topping?
What is your opinion on full-body condoms?
Can it wait?
Is it bad that I mostly post in KYT threads?
Segata Sanshiro?
PeeCee master raece?
Nitnedo master raece?
Sowny master raece?
MikeRoweSoft master raece?
Favourite M68000 series CPU?
Why would you join GBAtemp?
What is an R-7 Semyorka?
DAE le reddit maymays? lel
3D is to screen like joystick is to?
Excited for the PolyStation 4 release?
This easter, there is a new kind of egg…
Bananananananana?
Time to print some potato salad, agree?
Semprini is a bad work, don't use it.
Ever seen the monkey man?
How do I?

 

[calmwaters]

Wait, I've got it, now.
About a year ago one of my sheep was pretty sick. And by sick, I mean he couldn't poop. At all. For days. This typically 250 lb ram bloated out to maybe 300 lbs. He was obviously in pain. We called lots of veterinarians and for some reason they were all convinced the problem was renal calculi. (bladder stones) There's only so many times I can check a sheep's penis without knowing what the hell to look for. "YEP! STILL A PENIS ALRIGHT!" but the bloating of his sides was pretty fucking obvious.
This wasn't the proudest moment of my life, but I waited for a time when the bosses were gone for the day, went out to him with a pair of gloves, a jar of vegetable oil, and a great big syringe.
As you might expect he wasn't all that happy when most of that jar of oil wound up inside him.
At least for a while, because he briefly became a rather amusing vegetable oil fountain as he struggled to stand up....
But the next day the swelling had decreased, he was feeling better, and against all the educated advice I'd gotten,
I had saved his life.

In the worst possible way.

Vul-pis*? As in like going to the bathroom? And you got to stick your hand/look into a sheep's penis? That's not embarrassing, that's awesome. There is nothing on the planet that can compare to this experience. That's why it's awesome: it's amazingly unique.

 

[nukeboy95]

what does the fox say?

 

[The Catboy]

I LOVE YOU VULPES!!
Why we no talk anymore?
How are you?
Windows, Linux, Mac, BSD, Haiku OS, Steam OS, multi-OS?
iOS, Android, Windows Phone, Firefox OS, or Ubuntu Edge?
Me or you?
Favorite superhero?
Favorite villain?
Have you watched The Legend of Korra yet?
Bolin or Sokka?
Favorite Video game?
Favorite Video game console?
Pokemon or Digimon?
EoF or Shoutbox?
Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia Critic?
How many fingers am I not holding up?
Can I ask more questions when I think of them?
How do you feel about Glaceon?
How do you feel about me being a Glaceon?
Is Crystal the Glaceon a cute name?
What is your favorite Pokemon?
Favorite Digimon?
How many video games do you own?
Favorite flashcard?
Have you ever watched the movie, The Boondock Saints?
Am I still adorable?
Am I cute?
Can I own a pet fox?
If you could fly, would you fly to new places?
What is you favorite song?
What is you favorite TV show?
Do you want to help me finish off my 17 cups of coffee?
Do you like my new avatar/signature?
Did you know all my avatars/signatures mix in several hidden messages that reveal different parts of my personality and life?
Did you know they also all tell a story about my life?
Did you play Pokemon Black and or White?
What about Black and or White 2?
What is your favorite pokemon game?
Should they make better Digimon games?
Can you guess the story behind my current Avatar/signature combo?
Have you been following my story thus far in my avatars?
Do you drink Monster?
Do you EoF?

 

[Jiehfeng]

How are you doing?

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Er... I can't think of many questions at the moment, so I'll only ask a few.

Favourite game series, other than Mass Effect?
Any next gen consoles interest you?
Favourite soda/drink?
What do you do when you get bored?
Why are you so awesome and how can I be as awesome as you?

Well, bye then.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Hi!
Hows thee?
Work?
Favorite food?
LOVE SHEEPS?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

If you get a minute could you look at my penis and tell me if it's still a penis? How would I know?
It's grown batwings and keeps telling me to torch my neighbor's garage. .....certainly sounds like a real dick to me.
I have vegetable oil. Then it may be time to find another fat cock to rub yours against.

One question:
More 'Perry Tales'? Haven't had any adventures with him worth sharing, lately. He's still kicking, though. So who knows.

Do you drink? Ohhhhhh yeah. Maybe not like I used to. But yeah.
Do you own a car? I do
Do you own 2 cars? Nuu
Do you own 24 cars? I think all told I've had nine cars in my lifetime.
How tall is an average Vulpes Abnocto? 6'0"
Why are you Vulpes Abnocto? Why not Abnormal Vulpes? Because that's just weird.
How many gaems do you play? As many as I can. Which is usually one at a time.
What gaems are your favourite? Turn-based tactical.
I am writing a test sentence. Testes testes, 1 2 ......3?
Speaking of which, what is your favourite brand of eraser? Pressure washer. Works just like an industrial eraser.
If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Geometry.
Do you like potatoes? Absolutely
Egg freckles? ....Those happen more often than most people realize.
Do you know how to program? Nothing beyond TI BASIC
Three frogs are on a log, if 2 of them jump off, how many french fries were cooked in the last 5 minutes by fast food chains? Fish, because they don't put wooden pencil sharpeners on stagecoaches.
Would you travel to space if you had the chance? I'd travel to Mars with the right companion. I'd love to experience space. Spaaaace.
CatBoy is beating my CopyPasta question-wall, isn't he? He usually does, yeah.
Lelelelele dae? ¬_¬
Do you like pie? (Yes/Yes) Indeed.
How many gaem consloes do you own? PC, X360, so 2
What is the best pizza topping? Sausage.
What is your opinion on full-body condoms? For some people they're simply not enough.
Can it wait? I can. Can you?
Is it bad that I mostly post in KYT threads? Everybody has to start somewhere.
Segata Sanshiro? I had to google the name. Wasn't amused.
PeeCee master raece? Intel Intel uber alles.
Nitnedo master raece? Wat?
Sowny master raece? I somehow doubt it.
MikeRoweSoft master raece? Mike Rowe?
Favourite M68000 series CPU? .........
Why would you join GBAtemp? Mostly to joke around with a bunch of guys that are no longer here....
What is an R-7 Semyorka? The first ICBM and the launch vehicle for Sputnik 1
DAE le reddit maymays? lel ....guys, help me out here. Is the proper method for mercy killing to shoot someone in the face?
3D is to screen like joystick is to? Pants.
Excited for the PolyStation 4 release? Not really.
This easter, there is a new kind of egg… It's made of meat.
Bananananananana? Keep on fucking in Paris.
Time to print some potato salad, agree? Sounds like a solid idea. (seriously, watch this. Some time after the 2 minute mark you'll be picking your jaw up off the floor)
Semprini is a bad work, don't use it. I've got a boil on my semprini.
Ever seen the monkey man? No, but I know the muffin man.
How do I? Live without me? Wouldn't you like to know.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Vul-pis*? As in like going to the bathroom? And you got to stick your hand/look into a sheep's penis? That's not embarrassing, that's awesome. There is nothing on the planet that can compare to this experience. That's why it's awesome: it's amazingly unique.

Yeah, that's pretty close to the proper pronunciation.....just said more shortly.
And I believe you might have misunderstood. The oil didn't go in his penis. It was his bowels that were impacted, not his bladder. So it was something a lot more like TubGirl.....only with 100% less tub....and girl.....

what does the fox say?

Bah dah bum bum bweh dum.

I LOVE YOU VULPES!! Dawww. You're sweet, little buddy.
Why we no talk anymore? Pm me about that.
How are you? Decent enough.
Windows, Linux, Mac, BSD, Haiku OS, Steam OS, multi-OS? I've always been a Windozer. Considered trying some Linux variants, but I don't really have the time to learn a whole new platform.
iOS, Android, Windows Phone, Firefox OS, or Ubuntu Edge? Firefox OS sounds the most appealing. (as though I'd ever heard of it)
Me or you? Why not a duo?
Favorite superhero? Deadpool.
Favorite villain? ......Deadpool
Have you watched The Legend of Korra yet? Fuck yes.
Bolin or Sokka? I have to vote for Sokka.
Favorite Video game? Answered previously
Favorite Video game console? Answered previously
Pokemon or Digimon? I'd have to go with Pokemon since I've actually played some of those games.
EoF or Shoutbox? Staff porn forum.
Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia Critic? Cynical Brit.
How many fingers am I not holding up? All of these.
Can I ask more questions when I think of them? Could I stop you?
How do you feel about Glaceon? Seems rather cute.
How do you feel about me being a Glaceon? I can dig it.
Is Crystal the Glaceon a cute name? Crystal has been sort of overdone. However I can see that it does go well with the species.
What is your favorite Pokemon? Heracross. (Yes, I know people expected a totally different answer, but heracross kicks ass!)
Favorite Digimon? .....urm.....
How many video games do you own? Since I don't sell or trade games I think that number is somewhere close to 250 now.
Favorite flashcard? LEGBATEMPSCDSTWO
Have you ever watched the movie, The Boondock Saints? Aye!
Am I still adorable? Like that would ever change.
Am I cute? Yeah, until you go fishing for compliments.
Can I own a pet fox? Depends on what state you live in.
If you could fly, would you fly to new places? Well I sure as hell wouldn't just fly to the same old ones.
What is you favorite song? That changes as often as my moods.
What is you favorite TV show? Game of Thrones.
Do you want to help me finish off my 17 cups of coffee? Sure, so long as you don't mind me making it Irish coffee.
Do you like my new avatar/signature? It'll work.
Did you know all my avatars/signatures mix in several hidden messages that reveal different parts of my personality and life? I've taken note of certain things about them but don't know the full meaning.
Did you know they also all tell a story about my life? Shouldn't surprise me .
Did you play Pokemon Black and or White? I did, briefly.
What about Black and or White 2? Not at this time.
What is your favorite pokemon game? You always remember your first. For me it was Diamond.
Should they make better Digimon games? If they're going to interest me at all: Yes.
Can you guess the story behind my current Avatar/signature combo? I cannot.
Have you been following my story thus far in my avatars? Honestly, no. I've been making my own story.
Do you drink Monster? Only if someone gives me one.
Do you EoF? I do, just in other places.

How are you doing?

Can't complain.

Hi! Sup?
Hows thee? Fair to middling.
Work? I'll be back there in about 8 hours.
Favorite food? Sushi. Usually eel or crab.
LOVE SHEEPS? Platonicly.

 

[pyromaniac123]

Do you enjoy squirting things into sheep?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Do you enjoy squirting things into sheep?

I only squirt inside them to save their lives.

 

[Sicklyboy]

I never post many things in kyt questions.

Considering that,

-Hows the job going, man?
-Hows life been treating you?
-Everything been comin along okay?
-Everything been comin out okay?
-Did you know you're my favorite supervisor here? (I like the entire supervising staff though, you guys are great)
-Beer drinker?

If yes,

-Are you a "cheap and drunk" (mass manufactured) guy, or an "expensive and delicious and still drunk" (craft beer) guy?
-What's your current beer of choice?
-What's the best beer you've ever drank?
-What varieties of beer do you tend to enjoy most?

Cheers, bud.