Know Your Temps: emigre

[Foxi4]

Hi emigre.

I know your "secret" - how much are you willing to pay me for not revealing your true ethnicity?

Do you plan on smuggling Valwin back past the ban-patrol any time soon?

Blacks don't smuggle people - you're thinking about mexicans.

 

[broitsak]

Hi
Why you no say hi?
How's life treating ya?
Nintendo fan?
What's your favorite game?
Favorite console?
Favorite video game hero?
Have you seen me here on the temp before?
Nxenz > Black-Ice?
You don't want Ice for mod, do you D: ?
Guess that's enough
See ya~


Why you no say bye?

 

[xist]

how much are you willing to pay me for not revealing your true ethnicity?

And just a sentence later....

Blacks don't smuggle people .

Fzzzzzzzzzzzzt does not compute error! ERROORROROZOZOZ!!

 

[gokujr1000]

Do you get tired of the black questions?
Is the fact that I asked you a black question tiring or did it not count?
I had a dream I was a butterfly once, I was a very beautiful butterfly. Have you ever had a similar dream?

 

[emigre]

emigre hai ;3
How old/young are you? 22 years old.
Hows life? here and there
Shoutbox? there and here
Favorite game? Persona 4
Favorite platform? PSX or PS2
Swansea city? Fuck yeah!
FOOTBALL!? Motherfucking yeah!
Favorite thing to do to kill time? Gaeming or being a dick to people on GBAtemp.
You drive a car?, if so then what one? Me no drive/
You like me ;3? Yeah.
You hate me );? Nah.
Should I stand up and fight for the rights of PS3-loving-football-playing-trolling-internet black people? Yes, we're a heavily set of oppressed people. Particularly from the evil white media to make up lies to make us look bad. ALL WE WANT IS EQUALITY!!!
Want to go for some KFC together? I've actually never eaten at KFC. I truly am a terrible black man.
Person which you admire the most on GBATemp as wel as in RL? To be honest I don't admire anyone at GBAtemp. The lack of knowing anyone personally would just come across as insincere. In RL, Nye Bevan is my hero.
What genre of music do you like best? indie/rock/whatever people call it these days
Favorite song? Perfect Day by Lou Reed
Favorite vidclip? Ashens in all honesty.
Favorite movie? Silence of the Lambs.
Favorite genre of movie? Sorta depends on my mood. Usually comedy or action.
Favorite drink? Cherry Coke. I swear I;m close to being hooked on the stuff.
Favorite way to subtly troll someone? Pleading ignorance. I remember getting raulpica good when I said Final Fantasy VII has been remade several times by quoting Crisis Core, the PS3 demo adn the actual release of the game on the Playstation.
Ever felt like you could enjoy the weather for hours and hours on end? No.
You like cats ;3? Cats>>>>>>>Dogs

Yo,

How are you? Black.
Do you like asian pop music? If not, what music do you listen to? No. Indie/rock/whatever
Do you like tablets? I find paracetamol to be an effective tablet.
What do you preffer, Windows, Mac or Linux? Windows is the only one I've had substantive experience with.
What mobile phone system do you like?(android ios or whatever.) Android cuz I get to play around with shit.
What phone do you own? HTC Desire HD
Is Apple okay in your opinion? Apples are a good for my five a day.
How about Samsung and Microsoft? Don't own any products from Samsung and Microsoft, I only use their OS.
Do you know who the people in my avatar are? No.
Are boys allowed to take earrings in your opinion? I really couldn't give a shit about what people (w)ear.
Do you think it is healthy to be a vergetarian? As long you replace the meat with alternatives than use being a vegetarian can be healthy. I like meat though so fuck vegetarianism.
What do you think of homosexuality? Not my cup of tea. But if other men want to penetrate the ani of other men than go for it. As long consent is given, I really couldn't care.

Thanks for your time! ;3

Are you more and more of a disgrace to all black every passing day? Unfortunately it seems I am a disgrace to the black community. It saddens me and my erect penis.
Do you plan on smuggling Valwin back past the ban-patrol any time soon? No, Valwin can die in the desert. Saying that, he's probably reading this under another one of his alt accounts. HI VALWIN!!!

 

[emigre]

Hi emigre.

I know your "secret" - how much are you willing to pay me for not revealing your true ethnicity?

Oh the irony of a black man being blackmailed over whether he is truly black.

Do you get tired of the black questions? Unfortunately this is representative of the issues I face everyday. People do not care about my character, they do no judge me based on my character. They judge me on the colour of my skin. And I will do what I can to stop these racists!!!
Is the fact that I asked you a black question tiring or did it not count? All it shows you a mere racist. LIKE THOSE OTHER RACISTS!!!
I had a dream I was a butterfly once, I was a very beautiful butterfly. Have you ever had a similar dream? Nope, I did once dream I fucked a girl with big tits. In my dream I ejaculated on her big tits. It was a good dream.

Hi
Why you no say hi? Cuz I'm a dickhead.
How's life treating ya? meh.
Nintendo fan? Fuck no.
What's your favorite game? Persona 4.
Favorite console? PSX or PS2
Favorite video game hero? Solid Snake
Have you seen me here on the temp before? Yes usually regarding when Guild McIHATEVERYTHING said less than complimentary things about Pokemon. And than a lot of uncomplimentary things were said.
Nxenz > Black-Ice? No.
You don't want Ice for mod, do you D: ? Really couldn't give a shit.
Guess that's enough
See ya~


Why you no say bye?

 

[Gahars]

So, in the end, it does matter if you're black or white?

Why did Michael Jackson lie to me?

 

[gokujr1000]

I'm sorry if I came off as a racist like the other racists :'(

 

[Foxi4]

Oh the irony of a black man being blackmailed over whether he is truly black.

I've got a black heart, y'see.

 

[iFish]

Wanna play Uncharted 3 with me again online next weekend?

 

[emigre]

So, in the end, it does matter if you're black or white?
I regularly get guys in white sheets trying to lynch me for fornicating with thier white daughters so I guess it does matter.
Why did Michael Jackson lie to me? He lied to everyone. Including himself. On a semi related note, I remember trying not to laugh out loud around a MJ fan in mourning the day after he died.

I've got a black heart, y'see.

I guess you won't rewire my house for a reasonable fee

Wanna play Uncharted 3 with me again online next weekend?

Yeah sure. I haven't played in ages so I'm going to suck badly.

 

[nukeboy95]

bacon or gold
house or car
cat or lama

 

[weavile001]

COD or Halo?
Forza,Need For Speed or Gran turismo?
FIFA or PES?
SimCity,Cities XL or Anno?
SMT strange journey or Persona 3/4?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

emigre r u master trole 2013?

 

[ars25]

Do you like tacos?
The question above is false.
The question about is also false.
Both questions are invalid.
Do you like waffles?
Do you like Chicken and Waffles?
What is you favorite waffle?
Do you like pancakes?
Taco master race? Burrito master race?
Am i making you hungry?
Bye?
Hello?

 

[emigre]

bacon or gold Neither
house or car House
cat or lama Lama so I don't have to pay the congestion charge

COD or Halo? Neither
Forza,Need For Speed or Gran turismo? Neither
FIFA or PES? Fifa
SimCity,Cities XL or Anno? Neither
SMT strange journey or Persona 3/4? Persona 4 though I did import Strange Journey

emigre r u master trole 2013? Fuck yeah

Do you like tacos? Yes
The question above is false.
The question about is also false.
Both questions are invalid.
Do you like waffles? yes
Do you like Chicken and Waffles? Separately yes
What is you favorite waffle? the ones with chocolate source
Do you like pancakes? yes
Taco master race? Burrito master race? Taco master race
Am i making you hungry? Well I was hungry before I started answering these questions
Bye? By
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

 

[Wolvenreign]

PC or Consoles?

How many angels can dance on the end of your pinky toe?

If pleading the fifth can prevent you from self-incriminating, can pleading the twenty-first stop you from self-intoxicating?

What's your Steam name?

Do you like the Serious Sam games?

Have you ever heard of The Venus Project?

What's your favorite Shin Megami Tensei game?

Does this video make you feel any better about racism and/or Taco Bell?

 

[BORTZ]

Can you read english well enough? would you get less boned by nintendo if you picked up a NTSC-U 3DS?

 

[Flame]

why do you hate Pokemon so much? when Pokemon are great games.

 

[emigre]

PC or Consoles? Consoles cuz my PC is shit.

How many angels can dance on the end of your pinky toe? Zero.

If pleading the fifth can prevent you from self-incriminating, can pleading the twenty-first stop you from self-intoxicating? I dunno lol

What's your Steam name? mahfuzuddin

Do you like the Serious Sam games? Never played them.

Have you ever heard of The Venus Project? Yes and I'm not a hippy.

What's your favorite Shin Megami Tensei game? Persona 4 though I'm very fond of Nocturne and Strange Journey.

Does this video make you feel any better about racism and/or Taco Bell? Not at all

Can you read english well enough? I hope so. would you get less boned by nintendo if you picked up a NTSC-U 3DS? I'd probably feel more pissed in all honesty. I really shouldn't have to import another 3DS to play games I actually want. I really should stop bothering with Ninty consoles if they're going to keep one pulling this region locking malarkey up.

why do you hate Pokemon so much? when Pokemon are great games. Pokemon is shit.