Know Your Temps: BortzANATOR

[ComeTurismO]

Who?
What?
When?
Why?
Where?
How?

 

[Brian117]

Cocks.

 

[BORTZ]

Dave Murray, Janick Gers or Adrian Smith? Adrian

Spiderman thread?

YES PLEASE

 

[BORTZ]

A Terminator terminates, BortzANATOR surely borzanates...

What the f*ck is bortzanating and why does it sound like a sexual thing?

And more details than last time, you're supposed to answer questions, not create new ones!
Haha, I mean bortz is my last name, which personally i think is pretty bad ass. But bortzanate sounds like masterbating. So im guessing if you are "Bortzanating, you are masterbating to yourself, because you yourself are awesome.

Are you the real Spider-Man or have I been misled and worshipping the wrong person all along?I am the real spidermanman

Do you think I should use make up? you dont need it, you would be ruining God's perfect canvas of a face
Are my eyes pretty? prettier and more amazing than the sunset and rise.
If we were stranded on a island and I asked you to dress up as Daredevil with me dressing as Bullseye "for the lulz", do you think I would look better dressed as Bullseye than you dressed as Daredevil? Daredevil
Do you think that most of my posts are creepy? maybe when you make them to people that dont understand them, but i think they are downright HILARIOUS. And i love them.
What's up with the lack of likes here lately, have you moved on to someone else? NO have been a bit busy, but i am always looking for some Hadrian posts to like.
Why don't you answer my calls? Id rather see you in real life
Have I done something wrong? other than not love me enough, no
Would you like me to wear my hair...up? do whatever makes you happy. Because what makes you happy makes me happy
Who is this Jeremy Schwartz AND WHAT DOES THIS SLUT DO FOR YOU THAT I DON'T????? Completely honest, ive never met him. Hes a friend of a friend who plays halo with us on monday nights. Hes ok. Nothing like what we have.
Are my posts too self involved? NO, because most of them involve me too haha

Yours Hadrian69

Oh Hadrian

Five Favorite games on:-​

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- NES: Air Fortress, Ninja Gaiden, Shatter Hand, Metal Storm, Super Mario Bros 2​

- SNES: Yoshi's Island, Chrono Trigger, Donkey Kong 2, Super Mario World, March of the Black Queen​

- N64: SM64, FzeroX, Star Fox, SSB, Ocarina​

- Gameboy/Color: Dragon Warrior Monsters, Pokemon Silver, Wario 3, Kirby Star Stacker, Donkey Kong Land 2​

- GBA: Golden Sun/2, Final Fantasy Tactics, Gradius Galaxies, Emerald​

- NDS: Front Mission, Soul Silver, Ninja Gaiden DS, Castlevania DoS, TWEWY​

- Gamecube: Pikimin/2, SSBM, Sunshine, Paper Mario TTYD​

- Wii: No more heroes, Okami, Twilight Princess, Super Mario Galaxy, Xenoblade​

- PS1: CTR, Crash Bash, Spyro, FF7/9​

- PS2: Dragon Quest 8, Ratchet and Clank1/2, Final Fantasy 12, Star Ocean EoT​

- PS3: Eye of Judgement, Nier, Little Big Planet, Dead Space, FF13​

- PSP: Patapon, Tactics Ogre, Dissidia 012, Final Fantasy Tactics, Gods Eater Burst​

- Sega MegaDrive/Genesis: Shining Force, Sonic 2/3, Comic Zone, Flickey​

- XBox: This is like the only system im not well versed in lol​

- Xbox 360: Battlefield 3, Halo 4, Ninja Gaiden 2, Burnout Revenge, Borderlands 2​

- PC: Command and Conquer 2: Yuri's Revenge Mental Omega, Renegade, Chips Challenge, Age of Empires, Fate​

You're going to be in the same state as me!
Did you see all the corn fields? Every. Damn. One. Im up in like Huntington. Right below Fort Wayne.

why not answer every other post with a spider man meme?If i had the time i would

What is your personal virtual reality, uh, 'wish'? Not sure how to put it. I guess um, basically, what are you personally hoping for or expecting from virtual reality, where do you think the Oculus Rift will lead? (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1523379957/oculus-rift-step-into-the-game) I would like to be running on treadmill playing an American civil war game so i could use a musket or a saber lol


Do you know of Star Citizen? If yes, HYPE THROUGH THE ROOF?! D: I actually dont
If no hype, would knowing that it supports Oculus Rift and various other stuff help? D: I dont know what that is

Which is your all time favorite television show? Or current? Older i loved Samurai Jack, current i love Community

If you wanted to share any one story from your personal life, which would you share? Probably the one where I drew a dude suckin a big peen in my Resident Assistant's student senate book. He was also like the student body president so i was hoping that someone is his meetings would see it and be like "omg haha someone drew a ween in your notbook lol" well I heard nothing for a few days, then a couple of weeks. I forgot about it. Apparently, he was in a meeting with the PRESIDENT of the university and he flips to the page where i had layed my masterpiece. The president saw the whole thing lol. My RA was PISSED lol he said he was so embarassed and in his head he had no questions who had done it. He was screaming inside "FUCKING BORTZ!!!" hahahaah i laughed so so hard when he (angerly) told me

What is your favorite pastime/hobby, electronic or non electronic? I love drawing, check out my art thread if you havent already

Would you be interested in trying out Phantasy Star Online 2, assuming the art style doesn't throw you off too much? It has a pretty solid combat system :3~ Maybe, i think the art style is pretty cool. I have never really had the urge to play though. Im more of a solo gamer.

Did you enjoy answering these questions? :3 these were good questions actually
If not, what kind of questions would you prefer answering? Feel free to skip this particular question if you wish :V

Why does everyone think I'm black? Probably because of how you dress, talk, and the music you listen to

Does your lady play any games? If so what kind of games? I have tried to get her to play some things. She doesnt get engulfed like we do, you know like you have a big urge to play, she has other things she'd rather do. Read, write, make crafts lol. But she HAS bugged me (ha ha ha pun intended) to get her Botanicula.
What countries have you visited? I live in the USA, so Canada, if going like no more than 10 miles over the border to Niagra Falls counts lol and I have been to Jamacia on a mission trip. Thats about it, my brother wants to visit Japan with me if i get good enough at the language lol
What's a stereotypical swedish guy? I have no idea lol
Plans for the future? Well, right now i live a home, work at an electrical shop and visit the lady on the weekends. Hopefully we will get married someday (2015 after she graduates) then get jobs in the city for a while.
If/when you have kids what will you name them? Mordecai (boy), Kezia (Girl), Bucyrus (boy)
Favorite time of the year? Second half of summer and on into fall when you can feel winter coming... >
Besides DQM what other game do you want to see localized? Honestly... not many lol. I mean im learning japanese, and nothing holds the weight that Terry's Wonderland does for me, so ill just play it in its japanese for lol
What would make E3 2013 a success for Ninny, Sawny and MicorSoaft? (realistically speaking and your wet dream) Well the N crowd has fopped themselves over with a 5 year old console. The 3DS would be nice if they localized some important shiz and announced a new 3DS with duel circle pads. Sany needs a good kickstart or something revolutionary because i think they are in the biggest form of trouble. A slimmer Vita would move the ball closer to my court in terms of my actually buying one, as well as some ps2 remasters for the Vita. Microsoft is fine, a new console while nice with new hardware, is going to be overshadowed by the sneaky things they are doing behind the scenes.
A game you want that probably will never get made? well honestly after Terry's Wonderland is in my hands, ive got everything i need... like ever. A new Final Fantasy Tactics would be sick. A3 for the 3DS, perfect. But with some heavy art style so they dont stray too far from the other 2 advance titles, but with rotatable (so that means 3D modeled) maps as well as using the chibi style of characters like FF3 and 4 did. I think that would be cute, fitting, making good use of the 3D as well as being more FFTA vidya game crack.
You're still provisionally registered on my 3DS lol, what's up with that?ah yah sorry about that, hit a dry spell with my 3DS but im playing it heavily again Ill get you soon.

1) y so awesome Its honestly my awesome friends that make me awesome
2) do you think Hadrian still loves me? hes got a big heart... im sure he does
3) the thing that keeps you comin' back on the temp? The community and the feeling. If GBAtemp goes down for good, its honestly going to hurt me emotionally for a while, like i will honestly be depressed lol. You dont see a site that celebrates its memebers as much as we do. Also the staff is pretty personable too. I can say that im pretty much friends with over half of them, and have no outstanding problems with any of them, even if we have indifferent feelings toward each other.
4) WiiU or not? Eventuallyyyy. If its only for Pikmin 3, ill get one eventually.
5) Got a 3DS? YES. I love it. Its an original flame red version, the XLs look fat and huge. Im saving as well as learning japanese so i can get an ice white one...

How are them EONS doing? They are AWESOME I mean she still claims they were "unfortunate wrinkles in her dress LOL

Did you see all the soybean fields in Indiana?
Didn't all those field of of corn and soybean drive you insane? OMG i know man, they are everywhere. But its Ohio, im sorry i meant BLOWHIO, that skews my cheese. I drove here in a snow storm and the HIGHWAY was covered in snow and ice. How many plow trucks did i see? 2.

Not sure if I asked this before or not, my memory tends to fail me when I need it.

What is your favorite all time console and why? 3DS, because handhelds > consoles for me, and with my SC2 i can do just about anything... But a CFW PSP is also pretty awesome...
What is your favorite genre of games? Tactical RPGs really get my motors purring for some reason.
What is your favorite Spiderman game? The spiderman games for the PS1.
What do you like the most on GBATemp? The ecosystem between my friends/community/staff.

Well that is all I can recall for today.

Who? You

What? your name
When? all the time
Why? because of your antics
Where? here in the forums
How will you get banned ?

Cocks.

Gosh i love you.

 

[Foxi4]

Haha, I mean bortz is my last name, which personally i think is pretty bad ass. But bortzanate sounds like masterbating. So im guessing if you are "Bortzanating, you are masterbating to yourself, because you yourself are awesome.

That is a fantastic answer and also 99% what I was expecting, the 1% being some chicks involved, but that's alright.

 

[BORTZ]

That is a fantastic answer and also 99% what I was expecting, the 1% being some chicks involved, but that's alright.

Chicks will find you so irrisistable because they know you ARENT thinking about them... they will beg for your attention after bortzanating

 

[Foxi4]

Chicks will find you so irrisistable because they know you ARENT thinking about them... they will beg for your attention after bortzanating

I heard that after borzanating for a round or two, your factual performance extends to hours upon hours rather than just "an hour" (because when you're bortzy, that's nothing), so a quick bortz is actually recommended before any type of intercourse, is that true?

 

[BORTZ]

I heard that after borzanating for a round or two, your factual performance extends to hours upon hours rather than just "an hour" (because when you're bortzy, that's nothing), so a quick bortz is actually recommended before any type of intercourse, is that true?

Dead on. Actually, it reduces your risk of prostate cancer as well as releasing general feel good hormones into your system when you are done, you bodies natural way of warding of depression and mental fatigue.

 

[Foxi4]

Dead on. Actually, it reduces your risk of prostate cancer as well as releasing general feel good hormones into your system when you are done, you bodies natural way of warding of depression and mental fatigue.

Right, this answers all the questions anyone could possibly ask - this has been a great KYT, thanks guys!

Remember to bortz! If you have a spare minute or two, you have time for a bortz!

 

[BORTZ]

Fantasic questions guys lol

 

[pyromaniac123]

Fantasic questions guys lol

Would be nice if you actually answered all of them.

 

[Foxi4]

Would be nice if you actually answered all of them.

If you have questions, it's likely that "bortz" is the answer to them. Just "bortz", it's more accurate than the previously-discovered "42".

 

[pyromaniac123]

If you have questions, it's likely that "bortz" is the answer to them. Just "bortz", it's more accurate than the previously-discovered "42".

Hilarious. I have questions I posted on the first page and bortz has completely ignored them.

 

[The Catboy]

The first KYT of season 7 and 2013 and I ran it as long as I can for all the questions that can be answer, but it's time to wrap this one up!

BortzANATOR, thanks for taking part in this! If there are any questions you missed, but would like to answer, please PM a mod to re-open this thread so you can!

Now off to the next one! Dter ic!