1. Kingy

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    The King-official guide to being an OS elitist!

    What you would need:
    A brain
    A computer with (or not, if you know how to google, most don't, sadly) the OS you are supporting
    Dedication (pfft, that doesn't exist anymore anyways.)
    Able to take mean bulys and ability to never give up (Again, rare skill.)

    Why should I be an OS elitist?
    I dunno.

    Give me the damn steps!
    Okay, fine.

    1) Prepare yourself. It is reccomended to have loads of experience of the OS. Of course, you can always justify your arguments using the last page of a Google Search result, but try to be creative.

    2) Slander the companies that has made your new peasants' OS. Because fuck Microshit for creating the hell and spyware that is Windows 10 :^)

    3) Compare yourself to people whom are actually better than you. But in my case, there is no one, so better move on.

    4) Build a community. Use your fellow OS-mates to build an army to destroy those low-key peasants! Those damn peasants, you have to hate them until they install your OS!

    5) Don't stop calling the peasants "peasants". I always call those damn peasants MY peasants, you should always have a worst peasant, and a best peasant. My best peasant is and forever will be @KevinX8 <3

    6) Install the peasant's OS, and then complain about it. You would sacrifice useless data for lowered rep as well, right?

    7) The peasants are always wrong. They don't deserve your positive attention.

    I kept it 7 because of Windows 7, the best OS that was ever built.
     
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    Red Star OS Master Race

    Because why would I want an OS used by capitalist pigs?
     
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    install arch + i3 stop being a sook
     
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    I only use Microsoft BASIC
     
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    I mean, pretty much all 70's-80's computers used some variant of it.

    i'm 14 tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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    I had to program my own browser to write this. Takes about an hour to load all 47 tapes and start it up.
     
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    ...Am I your best Linux Mint peasant?
     
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    yes
     
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    my mama's gonna be so proud :'^)
     
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