I was thinking about doing some urban trolling with a journal. Any tips? My plan: Buy a nice-looking journal. Possibly leather-bound. Make up a bs but realistic-sounding story to write in it. From cover to cover, hand write the story. But in one or more of the Hylian languages (via translating through the downloadable fonts found on the internets). The last sentence will be "Thank you for wasting your time translating this," so if someone does manage to translate it, they're mad. Make the journal look VERY old. Maybe like a keepsake from someone's great-grandpa or something. Leave it in a public place where people can find it, making sure not to be seen leaving it.