Is the XBox One compatible as a

[_V1qY]

suppository?

What I mean is, if I shove it up my ass, will I get as much entertainment as by playing it?

 

[_V1qY]

I mean, being next gen and all, it should do, but I'm just checking here.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Well, it is actually meant for playing it, not for sexual pleasure. Use a dildo if you want.

 

[Drink the Bleach]

I'm not participating in this discussion. Thank you for leaving me out of it.

 

[JoostinOnline]

If you can shove an X1 up your ass, I'll buy you a drink.

 

[Foxi4]

If you can shove an X1 up your ass, I'll buy you a drink.

This I gotta see. I'll buy him another.

 

[JoostinOnline]

This I gotta see. I'll buy him another.

I guess we'll meet him at the hospital.

 

[Foxi4]

I guess we'll meet him at the hospital.

I guess that means he's xboned now, no turning back.

 

[Pleng]

suppository?

What I mean is, if I shove it up my ass, will I get as much entertainment as by playing it?

Thread is flawed.

What does enjoyment have to do with compatibility?

 

[_V1qY]

Thread is flawed.

What does enjoyment have to do with compatibility?

The XBox One is a gaming console, designed for enjoyment and entertainment - that is its purpose. If it is compatible as a suppository then it will give you its intended enjoyment and entertainment by using it as a suppository.

 

[Foxi4]

I am tempted to start a Kickstarter for _V1qY to shove an Xbox One up his ass on camera. We can add additional stretch goals, like making him eat a controller or jamming the Kinect 2.0 in his nostril. GBATemp, let's make this happen.

 

[_V1qY]

OK, I spoke with Bill Gates yesterday and he said the XBox One isn't yet compatible as a suppository

However, he said that the team are working hard on it, and it should be possible with a firmware update in the near future.

Anyone know of any custom firmwares for XBox One that support being used as a suppository yet?

 

[migles]

OK, I spoke with Bill Gates yesterday

bullshit detector....

why would bill gates talk with you? he probably would build a machine to talk with you instead.

make sure xbone is connected to internet, so NSA can really enjoy their work.

ps. make sure you put the movie about baibar (or wth is the name of that annoying singer) in the xbone drive.

 

[_V1qY]

bullshit detector....

why would bill gates talk with you?

Actually he seemed very interested in the matter. You do know that he worked in the suppository industry himself before he started Microsoft? This is a matter that is very close to his heart, he was delighted to discuss it with me.

 

[migles]

Actually he seemed very interested in the matter. You do know that he worked in the suppository industry himself before he started Microsoft? This is a matter that is very close to his heart, he was delighted to discuss it with me.

i know what happened, he built a robot so realistic you didn't knew it was him.


btw. dont forget to come to gbatemp in 10 years from today. i which i could see you face when you read this topic 10 which was 10 years ago and realize "was this me? wth? such shame.."