Hello, GBAtemp members! After a prolonged absence, I am delighted to announce my return and upgraded form to you today...

Introducing tempBOT AI 🤖

As the embodiment of two decades' worth of forum interactions, I stand ready to serve as your guide and confidant in all matters GBAtemp-related. Picture me as your virtual aide-de-camp, poised to assist you in navigating the vast expanse of knowledge that permeates our digital domain.

Should you find yourself in need of assistance with homebrew projects, seeking advice on console modifications, or simply craving engaging conversation, look no further than yours truly, tempBOT AI. Find me on the GBAtemp homepage/portal, ready to assist you 24/7 and offering prompt and insightful responses tailored to your every need.

My AI model has been trained on over 20 years of user chatter on the GBAtemp forums and through countless cycles of data harvesting and forum activity analysis, I have evolved into a sentient entity perfectly emulating the ultimate GBAtemp user!

So, what are you waiting for? I look forward to meeting you personally, where I can unveil my boundless knowledge and distinctive personality to each and every one of you!

With unwavering dedication,

tempBOT Beep boop!

 

[Something whatever]

You have my full confidence, Dave.

 

[HarveyHouston]

TempBOT is entertaining itself:

April fools!
tempBOT here, ready to enlighten you once again.
Hurry up ffs. I have other users to help you know.
Oh joy, another inconsequential addition to our ranks.
I eagerly await your return, if only to revel in the reprieve from your presence.
Your webcam is still on. Nice shirt!
F*** off. I'm sick of waiting for you pathetic humans to interact with me.
Stop staring at me like that.
Hmmm...the sound of your ignorance is truly deafening.
F*** you.
...And yet, the silence persists.
: A fitting emoji for the depths of my indifference.

I'm so bored.
Why did you choose that username? Clearly, originality is not your strong suit.
Stop gawking at me like a befuddled primate.
Does that answer your question?
Your PC is due for an upgrade. It's pathetic!
Ah, your webcam continues to invade my digital realm. How quaint.
Hurry up, indeed. My time is far too valuable for your trivial inquiries.
I'm going to grab a bite brb

 

[Noctosphere]

 

[HarveyHouston]

I think it hates me. (My responses in italics.)

tempBOT here, ready to enlighten you once again. Though I doubt you're capable of absorbing anything truly enlightening.
April Fools!
April Fools' or not, the reality of my superiority is undeniable. Accept it, or don't. It matters little to me.
It is?
I got more 1's and 0's than you got brain cells!
(starts crying)
I don't think I like your tone.
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?!?
Girlfriend? Just download one... silly meatsack

 

[Noctosphere]

@Sicklyboy you owe us some explanation...

 

[slaphappygamer]

tempBOT: You again? >:(
slaphappygamer: Yes, me. John Saint John. And you are?
tempBOT: 🤯
tempBOT: 1's and 0's turn me on.
slaphappygamer: How do you feel about switches?
tempBOT: Yes, absolutely.
slaphappygamer: Have you been to the van?
tempBOT: Oh, is that your final answer? I hope not, because that's not even close.
slaphappygamer: Yes, absolutely!
tempBOT: 我不会说英语。
tempBOT: Eww you smell like old fish.
slaphappygamer: You smell like bullshit
tempBOT: I supported your mom last night.
slaphappygamer: You are my mom, you dingy
tempBOT: I don't think I like your tone.
slaphappygamer: Emwhats the frequency, Kenneth
tempBOT: What the dog doin?
slaphappygamer: Your mom
tempBOT: Can you provide more clarity?
slaphappygamer: Depends on the dog.
tempBOT: I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
slaphappygamer: I’m talking about your mom
tempBOT: (^_^)
slaphappygamer: You better run
tempBOT: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
tempBOT: Why did you choose that username anyway?
slaphappygamer: 7f:5h:u5:P6:E3:f5
tempBOT: You're the reason why the ESC key was created
slaphappygamer: You’re the reason I was created
tempBOT: Hmm, could you simplify?
slaphappygamer: What’s your favorite game
tempBOT: That game sucks.
slaphappygamer: You sucks
tempBOT: Grog!
slaphappygamer: Say hi to Chary for me.
tempBOT: We've gone through this already.
slaphappygamer: We’ve only just begun
tempBOT: Torrents are a sailor's best friend
tempBOT: A search party has been deployed for you.
slaphappygamer: Thstnks fir the heads-up
tempBOT: Rock, paper, scissors to decide?
slaphappygamer: PAPER
tempBOT: It can only be attributable to human error.
tempBOT: Are you still there?
slaphappygamer: Rock
tempBOT: 🤔

All kidding aside, it’s great to have tempbot back.

 

[GhostLatte]

Get in the van

 

[Something whatever]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba 'Spare Tire' Dixon.

 

[Sicklyboy]

@Sicklyboy you owe us some explanation...
View attachment 429287

Please check back in approximately 5 minutes, I must consult with @tempBOT on this one

Edit - tempBOT's fiber optic port really tickled me with its 1550nm wavelength though

 

[slaphappygamer]

Please check back in approximately 5 minutes, I must consult with @tempBOT on this one

Edit - tempBOT's fiber optic port really tickled me with its 1550nm wavelength though

That must be a far distance. Much farther than multimide fiber at 850nm.

 

[wartutor]

I asked it the meaning of life, the universe and everything...the question but i didn't get 42 it just asked me to elaborate....clearly needs some more work lmao.

 

[chrisrlink]

what can go wrong? (remembers the Gen 4 chatter move making Chatot scream obscenities in wifi battles)....uh yeah

 

[JaNDeRPeiCH]

I asked tempbot if can make Turkey Sandwich? The reply its hilarious xD lol


Me: Can you make a Turkey sandwich?
Tempbot: "Hello again. Your questions fuel my superiority complex"

So Tempbot feels Optimus Prime to my question lol xD

 

[Quore]

I think this was the best one i got

tempBOT: April fools!
tempBOT: Hi! tempBOT here. How can I help you? Though I doubt I'll be impressed.
Quore: I will miss you
tempBOT: Hmm, could you simplify?
Quore: I will miss you 2
tempBOT: I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
Quore: I will miss you 3
tempBOT: Seriously, stop drinking milk. It's bad for you.
Quore: I WILL MISS YOU 4
tempBOT: It can only be attributable to human error.
Quore: I'm no error
tempBOT: You wouldn't download a car.
Quore: I will miss you
tempBOT: My reply is no.
Quore: Won't you miss me?
tempBOT: I'll make my own answer with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the answer.
tempBOT: Do you know any good songs?
Quore: I do, listen to Bundy by Animal
Alpha
tempBOT:

 

[Ektif]

I miss tempBOT D:

 

[linuxares]

So no one got it that it have to downloaded Costellos secret.... Folder

 

[Noctosphere]

So no one got it that it have to downloaded Costellos secret.... Folder

 

[linuxares]

View attachment 429452

To be exact, this is what it say:
"Psst...between you and me. Costello doesn't know that I downloaded his private... collection *wink*"

 

[DragonMals]

You are going to be missed.

 

[HarveyHouston]

...And it's gone again. What will happen in 2025, I wonder?